Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

Software developer ➜ cocktail & spirits consultant ➜ cocktail program director ➜ dad. Starting to get the coding bug again. He/him. @[email protected] Joined July 2011

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

After years of bitter disagreement about our crude language, the autocorrects on our phones are now gleefully telling our parents that for the holidays we're bringing brussels cooked with kosher-friendly "fuck bacon"

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

me: just had a long, in-depth conversation with the kiddo about why he shouldn't feel guilty about getting xmas presents wife: cool...last night we had a long, in-depth conversation about why he shouldn't put things up his butt unless they have a handle to pull them out again

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

The fact that these are even needed is a policy failure. Everyone should have enough heat in their own home.

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3 years ago

The fact that these are even needed is a policy failure. Everyone should have enough heat in their own home.

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

This is my account on Mastodon - thedemonrum_at_mastodon.world - verified by @twittodon_com Twittodon.com twittodon.com

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

Getting in the habit of donating even small amounts each year to your favorite causes does wonders for the soul. It also results in a huge amount of junk mail...

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

Anybody who says the general public doesn't need to be able to buy grain alcohol is clearly not a parent

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Philip Bump @pbump

3 years ago

Me: I should lose some weight. Also me: I am going to make an egg nog White Russian.

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

The worst part about wearing a mask in public is not being able to smile at small children

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

Per Google business listings: a new kitchen or bathroom from a design & build contractor, some crappy pens or key fobs with custom branding on them, and a license plate for a used car from a shady-looking messenger service. Turns out "small business" ≠ "cute retail store/café".

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

The pharmacist said "Happy Holidays" to the elderly lady ahead of me who pointedly replied "Merry Christmas", and I can't wait to find out what idiotic, petty hill I'm gonna choose to die on when I get old

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

And Herschel Walker is shown the door. Why they even fielded this nutcase, I have no idea. In the immortal words of @alyankovic and David Bowe in the classic film UHF: "Where did you find this guy??" "Me? I thought you hired him!"

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3 years ago

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Nathan Lutchansky @thedemonrum

3 years ago

Parenting tip: if you want to instill in your children the magic and moral lesson of a Pythagorean cup, don't start by describing it as "basically a toilet"