The Drunk Octopus @thedrunkoctopus
Connor and Murphy, are the two funniest assholes to never do comedy. Listen to their cast of characters and off-the-wall humor. the inter webs Joined September 2011-
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New Episode! SKP Ep. 34 “The lost Episode” or “Laban o Bawi” goo.gl/fb/yRkeK #podcast #comedy #conversation
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For every tweet or instagram post with the #orangegives, @OrangeAmps will donate $1 to @littlekidsrock !
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4 more days until #nowornever #newmusic #newalbum #debutalbum #country #music #pop #iheartkd @katiedayton instagram.com/p/kzfbTxndyO/
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5 more days until @katiedayton debut album #NowOrNever #newmusic #country #pop #music #singer #songwriter
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Let the countdown begin! 5 more days until @katiedayton debut album #NowOrNever is here. #newmusic… instagram.com/p/kxGRlind0f/
For a network dedicated to showcasing the animal world, Animal Planet sure does have a lot of shows about killing fish. #surprisinglyhuman.
The Little Mermaid is a movie about a hoarder with a foot fetish. #SpoilerAlert
Why you won't eat your cereal Ryan Gosling? cl.ly/0m0y3v412a44
#olympushasfallen looks like it might be the prequel to #deepimapct where we'll find out how Morgan Freeman became the first black president
When a strip club dj says "get your dollars out, she doesn't work for applause" I think...who has ever applauded a stripper. #noclapsfortits
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@theroxy @BreeHarlow march 8. On the Rox. RT if you're in to it.
Hey guy takin out his dick while approaching the urinal, stop that.
Those Mayans were full of shit. #ThoseMayansWereFullOfShit.
It was prophesied that today a group of people will drive through a falling building in a limo. #2012
There's room for more than one octopus in the sea. Mark Hoppus is launching a new clothing line. Hi My Name is Mark: himynameismark.com/#.ULZGy9atjZQ.…
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Since they never really explained it in the movies, I'm gonna assume that imprinting is the same as tea bagging. #jacobblackdontfuckababy
If Jacob is 18, a virgin and he imprints a baby, then he'd be 36 when he has sex for the 1st time. I smell a spinoff #36yearoldvirginwolf
Disney just bought Lucas film for $4.05 billion dollars. Mickey Mouse to join Jedi High Council in next Star Wars film.
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