Ethan Fields @theethanfields

Ex-normie learning to embrace my inner weird! Democratic Socialist. linktr.ee/ethanfields a surreal headspace... Joined July 2015

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Ethan Fields @theethanfields

2 days ago

I’m tired of meeting people on the apps. The conversations feel contrived, and every date seems to end the same way: perfunctory dry humping that leads to a mess so ridiculous it borders on complete farce.

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3 weeks ago

Oh, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, New York, you filthy bastard…

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3 weeks ago

I’m in the mood for tacos.

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3 weeks ago

If this popped up on your screen back in the day, your cell phone might as well have booked a plane ticket to a remote island and stayed in a hut for a week tripping balls. After all, downloading this is basically like the software equivalent of doing ayahuasca… 😂

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Ethan Fields @theethanfields

a month ago

There shouldn’t be a stigma.

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a month ago

My life feels like a series of frames rapidly projecting onto a screen to create the illusion of mo—Ah, let’s just cut to the chase. It’s a freakin’ movie!

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Ethan Fields @theethanfields

6 months ago

I’m cooking up something. I don’t know what it is yet, but I feel like it could be huge. Either way, do not expect anything to happen soon.

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a month ago

Dropped by my favorite section at B&N (crime is awesome). Irony-pilled oomfs will immediately understand the contradictions at play…

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2 months ago

Thank you!

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2 months ago

Thank you!

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2 months ago

I’m edgy. I say words like ass and fuck. And just in case you’re all wondering: No, I will never see a therapist.

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2 months ago

Detectives look so freakin’ hot with their magnifying glasses and fuck-ass hats…

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2 months ago

Being wet is normal.

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2 months ago

There’s no need to feel weird when people say the word “moist.” They’re probably just talking about wet stuff. It’s totally benign.

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2 months ago

I’m working on a video essay about the past five years.

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2 months ago

I have what *I think* is a legitimately plausible theory for recent events that may (or may not) have happened. I’m not sure yet if it’s true. Muting comments for obvious reasons…

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Ethan Fields @theethanfields

2 months ago

I have gripes with the current administration.

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2 months ago

Past Lives broke me into a million pieces and Materialists put them back together again with peak Pedro Pascal hotness and NYC dating shenanigans!

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3 months ago

I forgot my freakin’ name for a second…

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3 months ago

I could see a lot of stuff I’m plugged into right now getting big over the next two to three years.

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3 months ago

The Thom Yorke post is tough to stomach because I genuinely like Radiohead’s music. Same goes for Deftones, Clairo, and Wet Leg… I’m just a fan of cool riffs/chords in general. It’s a huge L.