steph fernandez @thefirststeph

copywriter and video game consumer. occasional anthropologist. likes big dogs, the gym, and craft beer. @kentremendous stan. views my own. they/them. Ireland Joined October 2020

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

3 days ago

Sometimes, you just have to cry for fifteen minutes, and then clean yourself up to talk to the guy who's come to look at your walls.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

4 days ago

Maybe I don't get to spend the rest of my life with you, but you got to spend all of yours with me. Happy birthday, cousin. I will love you forever.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

5 days ago

Eric Bachmann: "I would change for you, but babe, that doesn't going to be a better man." Me:

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 weeks ago

Jed's vows were lifted from a country song?! Make it stop. #loveisblindUK2

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

3 weeks ago

My quality of life has increased tenfold by having a freezer that actually works.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

4 weeks ago

I'm going to need Ziwe to sit down with Hayden and get actual answers like, "Is Willoughby Tucker dead?" and "How did he die?" and "What did he overdose on?" and "When did that happen, was it before Ethel?" and "How did Ethel find out?" and "Are they finally together now?" and

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

a month ago

I need it.

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a month ago

I need it.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

a month ago

The good news is that my dogs have decided to be incredibly nice to each other. The bad news is that they've decided to be absolutely horrible to me.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

a month ago

"A child cannot help but love his father. No matter who he is, or what he does... or doesn't do." Honestly, just lobotomise me, at this point. #SandmanS2

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

Me:

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03

2 months ago

Me:

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

In 2010, a friend of mine from Dubai said, "I'm too pretty to die jihad.", and I've thought of that every single day since then.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

Someone invent a preworkout that comes in chewing gum form.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

Masc Discord groups genuinely can't be real, because why did I have to tell a masc that they can't wear boxers to the gym...

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

If I get drafted for WWIII, please make sure Rolo and Bounty do my army tapout, but also figure out a way to get all my nieces there.

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

"Moving house with ADHD"-core:

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steph fernandez @thefirststeph

2 months ago

I love when a situation is terrible, and then the person who caused it asks what they can do, and someone actually helpful says, "You've done enough." An absolutely stellar statement.