𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

Joined July 2013

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J @JVCKJ

a year ago

Find whatever that thing is that gives you purpose in life… trust me you will find it if you keep searching!

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Woke up in the best mood today. Y’all just made us the happiest guys alive… first shows in 4 years and I can’t even explain how magical they were 😭😭 I can’t WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD!! fucking love you guys so so so much ❤️

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

3 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 14 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

4 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 14 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

5 years ago

Took some pictures of my dog running down a hill, can't tell me she isn't the most gorgeous thing

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

5 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 14 Jul 2013 (via @twi_age).

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

6 years ago

I followed @benshapiro and turned his twitter notifications on incase he gets into a 1 on 1 argument on twitter again...now i just get notifications of bens random RTs 😔

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

6 years ago

You ARE attractive. To Everyone. As every human has his own gravitational pull so you have at somepoint attracted your crush.

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𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 @theoryofturtles

6 years ago

flipping your pillow over to the cold side is probably the greatest feeling ever.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

6 years ago

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)