Michael Shell @thepilotmichael
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This can’t be real 😂
I hope things don’t pop off, but people should make some reasonable preparations in case they do. Spiritual prep, local allies, stay kit, go kit, etc…
I hope to meet a white person offended by this someday so I can genuinely belly laugh. Belly laughs are good for the soul.
I hope to meet a white person offended by this someday so I can genuinely belly laugh. Belly laughs are good for the soul.
Soft secession is the best case scenario. All of the current states in one union is patently absurd and unworkable. Civil war and bloodshed would be catastrophic and tragic. Let’s have a slow amicable break up and we can still be friends.
Soft secession is the best case scenario. All of the current states in one union is patently absurd and unworkable. Civil war and bloodshed would be catastrophic and tragic. Let’s have a slow amicable break up and we can still be friends.
I love this, but are they trying to die? Bold and admirable move.
I love this, but are they trying to die? Bold and admirable move.
It’s true.
Me: “How was your job interview today? Were you nervous?” My wife: “No, but I did have to stop and poop at @Cabelas on the way.”
Me.
Ah, the old national socialism trick. Disgusting.
Ah, the old national socialism trick. Disgusting.
Theory: @YouTubeTV uses an H1B to edit their key plays.
Current support for the state of Israel is worse than holocaust denial. The latter, as best I can tell, is really dumb. But the former is real-time ignorance, blindness, or evil.
Incredible own goal.
The reality is that our government has deeply screwed us over financially. That wasn’t very nice of them.
The reality is that our government has deeply screwed us over financially. That wasn’t very nice of them.
Gun rights are women’s rights. Warning, the story of the left picture is deeply evil.
Gun rights are women’s rights. Warning, the story of the left picture is deeply evil.
I don’t want it to, but this will end in an absolute bloodbath. What other mechanisms exist at this point for solving these problems?
I don’t want it to, but this will end in an absolute bloodbath. What other mechanisms exist at this point for solving these problems?
Is Elon Musk an anarchist, then? Which government isn’t negatively affecting (destroying, at some rate) their own people?
Is Elon Musk an anarchist, then? Which government isn’t negatively affecting (destroying, at some rate) their own people?
Cookie dough is better than cookies. There, I said it.
This meme is right. Yes, I was a horny high school kid once. But I grew older and wiser and realized that 22 years old is an enormous difference from 16. Upper 20’s? Mid 30’s? Come on. Different universe! I don’t care if she is young and “hot.” It is predatory and disgusting.
This meme is right. Yes, I was a horny high school kid once. But I grew older and wiser and realized that 22 years old is an enormous difference from 16. Upper 20’s? Mid 30’s? Come on. Different universe! I don’t care if she is young and “hot.” It is predatory and disgusting.
Can I just say something? Are we really supposed to eat gold?
Bro, come on. Even people who didn’t vote for Trump realize that English proficiency is an important skill for people flying airplanes and driving trucks in a dominantly English-speaking nation. The number of people who don’t agree with that must be vanishingly small.

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