the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

Sex-positive nerd sharing his favorite smut, and pictures of his weiner. 🤓☕️📖🚲🧶🎮🌌🧙‍♀️♎️💗🍆🕳💦⛓️ Phoenix, AZ Joined June 2013

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Big Dog Mik 🐺 @andrews_mik

4 weeks ago

Dressing room hijinks 😜 I always prefer to GoGo dance with a freshly loaded hole #asshole #bbbh #rawislaw

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TheGayGaston 🧔🏻‍♂️🌈 @TheGayGaston

2 months ago

Justfor.fans/TheGayGaston 😈😈

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

First nudey pool party since last summer. Had fun. Lots of weiner. Nature is healing, or something.

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

Do your parents apologize, or are they just really nice to you for 7 minutes after they emotionally devastate you? I'm taking a poll.

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

Them: my FYP is filled with Labubus and Sephora kids, lmao! Me: *stares at my FYP and its 108% beefy fuckers fucking other beefy fuckers and ass* lmao girl same.

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

I really thought I was going to get through this breakup without sending the unhinged, manic pixie dream crashout text, twice with typos. Like I forgot dignity is a trap set by straight people and catharsis is the neighbor of nirvana. Graceful exits are for... idk who. Fuck'em.

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ADRIAN EL SUPER OSO @elsuperosotexas

2 months ago

Gustan ?? onlyfans.com/elsuperosoadri… ando con ganas

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

Btw, watch this space for future unhinged, emotional diatribes of an incredibly Libra nature. I just got triple-dumped and banished to the shadow realm (n. Phx). Send help and ouid.

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

Looking up to other people, be they bosses, boyfriends, best friends, random celebrities, authors, etc. has been the source of so much sadness in my life. Out of fear, I've avoided being the main character in my own life, expecting others to be there for me. I deserve better.

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

After you've been rejected by the people you thought of as family, possibly the worst part is seeing how much better off they are without you. Its especially true when your life got turned upside down by them abandoning you, and theirs got nothing but better.

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EnOr @Pv_EnOr

4 months ago

Giving a pissgasm is in my top tier, I swear 🥵🫠

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the slutty nerd @thesluttynerd

2 months ago

Need to find the corner of the kink-er-net that focuses on the dom/sub and psychosexual parts of BDSM, not on how many Carrara (sp?) belts one owns or how tricked out your dungeon is at home. Some of us need our security deposits back, Mary.