Becky Alborn @thetabecky
Joined April 2012-
Tweets43
-
Followers16
-
Following46
-
Likes1
Oh, what a lovely shade of bitch you have on today.
First day of school - I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week - Fuck it.
Burger: $0.99 Salad: $5.99 And you wonder why everyone is fat.
When a woman says, ''What?'', it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
I hate when someone calls my phone and asks "Who is this?" Muthafcka you called me. WHO IS YOU?
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerecly, still on the 1st question.
“@KarenWalkerBot: Oh honey, men are like dogs: you can either neuter them or train them.” @ChiseDiacik
@ChiseDiacik the 18th! U betterrrr be there too Missy
“@awkwardposts: I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.” @ChiseDiacik @simmons724 #missyouguys
I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.
“@awkwardposts: Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.” @ChiseDiacik @simmons724
@ChiseDiacik Sorry you're 30 but roll ur eyes and call me a baby again.... #illfuckingkillyoursaggyass #kiddingbutnotkidding #Lisa
@ChiseDiacik Are you a raging alcoholic or just a casual drinker? Find out here. *hic* -ad bit.ly/HYCV9b
I was so thin then. instagr.am/p/JpTbhHjKbM/
If I still can't hear what you said after you repeated it 3 times, I'll just laugh and hope it wasn't a question.
I think presentations are the teachers idea of a sick joke.. I wonder which one will eff up the most lol #hatethem
SCHOOL IS POINTLESS. English - We Speak It. History - They're dead get over it. Math- 1+1=2 Beyonce taught us that .Spanish - We Have Dora
@ChiseDiacik Your profile pictures make me wish your parents hugged you more as a child. #freshmenyear
Barb Rockenbach @rockenbp
259 Followers 599 Following love my family and focus on a healthy lifestyle!
Triple S!! @Love_My_Music1
103 Followers 60 Following
Meg Bobin @MegalodonMegs
13 Followers 88 Following
Kaila @KKillian08
37 Followers 136 Following
Bri Glassmyer @BriFalencki
23 Followers 128 Following Physical Therapist, Slippery Rock University Alumni BS 2013 & DPT 2015
Katie Roth @katier0th
27 Followers 80 Following I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. - Audrey Hepburn
AverageBitchProblems @JustYourAvgGirl
151 Followers 507 Following Just an average girl, with average problems, complaining a little bit more than average.
Megan Mesler @MMesler
38 Followers 73 Following
Country Wordss @countryywords
544 Followers 1K Following Just all your favorite country music. So, RETWEET, FAVORITE and enjoy:) Also, I will follow back anyone who follows me! Love y'all!
Megan Mesler @MMesler
38 Followers 73 Following
AverageBitchProblems @JustYourAvgGirl
151 Followers 507 Following Just an average girl, with average problems, complaining a little bit more than average.
THE WORST ACCOUNT @TeenInvasionn
33K Followers 20 Following This account is just the absolute worst. Tweet on my account here: https://t.co/DUQ5OUpbBc Business: [email protected]
Crissy Carrow @CrissyCarrow
8 Followers 0 Following
Maria Carambelas @mitsa3
105 Followers 273 Following I'm 22 yrs old from Melbourne, Australia. My family and friends are the most important things to me :) Life's too short to take it for granted.. xx
Country Wordss @countryywords
544 Followers 1K Following Just all your favorite country music. So, RETWEET, FAVORITE and enjoy:) Also, I will follow back anyone who follows me! Love y'all!
Stacey Strokelitus @StaceyStroke
73 Followers 296 Following
Psycho Ex-Girlfriend @psycho_ex_gf
2K Followers 4 Following That restraining order was a joke, right? RIGHT?!
Chicks With Class @ChickswithClass
22K Followers 567 Following A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. -Coco Chanel
العاصوف @AL_AASUF
56K Followers 126 Following للدعاية والإعلانات وادارة المسابقات ،🔥 فعلوا التنبيهات ، السحب من متابعيني🤑 التواصل خاص . 🤍
danielle @dctetreault
60K Followers 131 Following The car keys are in my pocket, you stupid biiiiiiitch.
Total Sorority Move @totalsratmove
257K Followers 16 Following DM us your best submissions to be featured!
Single Girl Problems @snglegrlprblms
84K Followers 2K Following No, really, I'm fine. Do you have any wine? https://t.co/yhULQcwIa8 IG: snglegrlprblms BUSINESS CONTACT: [email protected]
Random Thoughts @Relationship1O1
260K Followers 3K Following Created by @brownskln | Instagram: HavenshiYah | DM @brownskln for business DON'T FORGET TO TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON FOR THIS PAGE
Barb Rockenbach @rockenbp
259 Followers 599 Following love my family and focus on a healthy lifestyle!
Drunk Girl Problems @toodrunklol
57K Followers 0 Following
Amy Grabowski DC @agrabowskidc
16 Followers 24 Following
Jillian Wales @meomy8038
50 Followers 97 Following
Country Words @Country_Words
746K Followers 624 Following The original country lyric page! Revolutionizing the way lyrics are viewed in country music...
GVO Krew @goodvibezonly_1
1K Followers 46 Following Check out our Website for all GVO apparel Good Vibez Only is a way of life #spreadthelove
Carrie Bradshaw @realbradshaw
8K Followers 23 Following I'm sort of a sexual anthropologist that can't help but wonder
F*ck Men Get Moscato @FMGMoscato
17K Followers 2K Following Drunkenly tweeting your life since 2012 | Say no to pants | Contact us: [email protected]
Rev Run @RevRunWisdom
3.6M Followers 0 Following Pls don't be offended if I don't reply or follow u, But I Love you!
tianna @wildlifertianna
657 Followers 986 Following Timber Rattlesnakes 🐍 | Raptors 🦅 | Songbirds 🐦 | #HERper and #BirdNerd | views my ownTrends for United States
You might like
