mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

I'm fraser, that verbal clown from the whippet beans. Rarely serious #songwriter #writer & flippant /minor success on stage, radio & hollywood 📻🎤🏁 #music🇵🇸 thewhippetbeans.co.uk Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined January 2017

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

9 months ago

We’ve got a new album out!!! It will blow your mind, tickle your funny bones, soothe your soul & rock your socks off.. that’s a guarantee.. pay for it if you want, or don’t, up to you, but if you love it.. please share it!!! 🙏🤘 open.spotify.com/album/0fDFBNSm…

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

Just popped back to say… we’re all on Bluesky now & it’s lovely! Just creative, compassionate, educated people having a laugh and supporting eachother (like Twitter used to be) Leave the bots, racists & halfwits to drown in their own negativity & ignorance👍🏼

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

I guess I’ll see you all on bluesky then? A new land free of bots, twats & dangerous bullshit. It used to be great here, you lot still are, see you on blue sky and threads I hope, it’s been crazy, fun, reassuring & inspiring, thanks x ❤️

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

I’ve been selling the dermatological Newspaper in town, it’s a new medical journal, I basically stand in town shouting “Eczema! Eczema! Read all about it!”

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

Really hope the BBC appoint a woman to host #MOTD next… a) to show how far civilisation & equality have advanced.. but also to see all the right wing man-babies lose their minds on Twitter. 👍🏼#lineker #BBC

UK Updates @UKUpdates_co_uk

10 months ago

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

‘Vol au vent’ is French for ‘nobody knows what the f**k is inside here’

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

I’m the same with Beyoncé, Latifah, queen sized beds and the Scottish football team Queen of the South. 😤

⭐ Becky ⭐ @sfjlobe_8

10 months ago

I’m the same with Beyoncé, Latifah, queen sized beds and the Scottish football team Queen of the South. 😤

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

Really? I define ´insane’ as a fully grown adult believing in the devil. 🤔

full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu

10 months ago

Really? I define ´insane’ as a fully grown adult believing in the devil. 🤔

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

Suitable Holiday destinations in America are few and far between these days, sbut I’m glad they provide these maps with the go zones highlighted in blue 👍🏼

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

It’s literally their job not to report it isn’t it?? Or is that just the catholics?

Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys

10 months ago

It’s literally their job not to report it isn’t it?? Or is that just the catholics?

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Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys

10 months ago

😡 The Archbishop of Canterbury KNEW about a huge child abuse scandal in 2013 and DID NOT report it to police. It is inconceivable that he doesn’t resign. He HAS to go. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

If Trump dies before he’s sworn in what happens? do they just swear in that Tommy Vance fella who thinks like a Neanderthal and looks like an Alsatian’s bumhole? #Trump #Trumpdead?

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

It’s not antisemitic to say ‘F**k all Zionists’ in fact it’s in support of genuine Jewish people, it’s the opposite of antisemitism. Anyone who cries ‘antisemitism’ (including MPs, media outlets & social media accounts are complicit in genocide. 🇵🇸❤️

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

Israel sending ‘victims’ into Europe to stir up sympathy for their ongoing genocide, and what sounds like an invasion of Europe now…. They’re getting desperate they know the world finds Zionism abhorrent and is supporting Palestine.. end in sight

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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans

10 months ago

I never thought I’d see the day there’d be a shoe that makes me feel more sick to look at than a croc. Who on earth is waddling about in these hideous blobs of filth? 🤢

Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman

10 months ago

I never thought I’d see the day there’d be a shoe that makes me feel more sick to look at than a croc. Who on earth is waddling about in these hideous blobs of filth? 🤢