Stephan Somogyi @thinkpanzer
Primum non nocere | User Protection @Google | Sr Research Fellow @columbiajourn | Meddling kid | Weniger, aber besser | Tweets mine. @[email protected] Joined December 2009-
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The videos for our talk at @RealWorldCrypto are up! The talk is about designing cryptography for small organisations. The session also has the amazing talks from @thinkpanzer and Leah Rosenbloom which I encourage to anyone watch! youtube.com/watch?v=c4kZds…
In-person registrations for RWC 2023 are nearly at venue capacity. So if you are planning to attend RWC 2023, register now. Please do not assume that you can register on-site: this is most likely not going to be possible.
Were it not for @tomcoates and @annapickard, I would not know about Roxie's, and I would therefore not presently be in particularly pleased possession of two packages of milk chocolate caramel digestives. May your karmic accounts be appropriately credited.
Congratulations to the inaugural class of #STMIC / New America Fellows and #STMIC for continuing to grow its impact! newamerica.org/international-…
Since these #ShareTheMicInCyber threads sometimes get lost in timezone and weekend differences, now is a good time to make this one more visible again. If you have —or know of — an open role that might fit @CorettaJackson 's skillset, please reach out to her!
Since these #ShareTheMicInCyber threads sometimes get lost in timezone and weekend differences, now is a good time to make this one more visible again. If you have —or know of — an open role that might fit @CorettaJackson 's skillset, please reach out to her!
I'm hugely looking forward to tomorrow, when I'll be partnering with @CorettaJackson — follow #ShareTheMicInCyber to learn more about her, how she got into infosec, and where she's going!
thank you so much to the anonymous ex-Waterstones manager who forwarded me a copy of the actual snake policy. (this is from 2018 so it may have changed slightly since then, but this consistent with what people have been reporting of their own experiences)
Fantasy: I can write C code without any memory errors Sci-Fi: With this tool, I can write C code without any memory errors
Really helpful to be able to point to examples like this, in part also to highlight that baseline social engineering evolves/improves over time. Spoofing a searchable number demonstrates planning & scale. Using narrative tension to get the target to enter info is solid work.
Really helpful to be able to point to examples like this, in part also to highlight that baseline social engineering evolves/improves over time. Spoofing a searchable number demonstrates planning & scale. Using narrative tension to get the target to enter info is solid work.
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@thinkpanzer @RachelTobac Looks like @evacide is seeing something.
@runasand @thinkpanzer @RachelTobac @evacide I’m testing. You try adding “legacy verified” to your bio and see if that works. I’m curious. Sort of like poking a dead squirrel with a stick.
the correlation between liking tom lehrer at too early of an age and going on to work in public policy is absolutely insane
Man if I was at the intercept I very much would never write about source protection given what they did to Reality Winner
This is an embarrassing article for a journalistic outlet to publish theintercept.com/2023/04/13/why…
The videos for our talk at @RealWorldCrypto are up! The talk is about designing cryptography for small organisations. The session also has the amazing talks from @thinkpanzer and Leah Rosenbloom which I encourage to anyone watch! youtube.com/watch?v=c4kZds…
@nicolewong @laparisa @shellen @tdierks @McAndrew @RossSchulman @lyang @kfury @0xMatt @RKlau @KatieS @LeaKissner @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals yeah, I've been trying to message you Nicole - we can hear you
@laparisa @shellen @tdierks @McAndrew @RossSchulman @cydharrell @lyang @kfury @0xMatt @RKlau @KatieS @LeaKissner @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals Oh, shit, are we still on the line?
@cydharrell @nicolewong @laparisa @shellen @tdierks @McAndrew @RossSchulman @lyang @kfury @0xMatt @RKlau @LeaKissner @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals My bad. I have been on the Google Meet all this time.
@laparisa @therealfitz @daphnehk @danshapiro @RKlau @bdowney @Canuckflack @0xMatt @thinkpanzer @dmaclach @RossSchulman @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @nicolewong @amac Sorry; late to this thread and my company doc retention policy deletes chats that are over a year old. Can someone summarize the past 10 years’ history of this issue for me?
@tdierks @McAndrew @RossSchulman @cydharrell @lyang @kfury @nicolewong @0xMatt @RKlau @laparisa @KatieS @LeaKissner @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals Can we wrap this up soon? I’ve had 35 other people on hold for 9 years.
@shellen @tdierks @McAndrew @RossSchulman @cydharrell @lyang @kfury @nicolewong @0xMatt @RKlau @KatieS @LeaKissner @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals Appreciate the desire for urgency, but also super important we're being thoughtful. Can we do a quick, around-the-room on how people are feeling about our options?
@wdormann @thinkpanzer can you get this to the right people?
@kfury @shellen @nicolewong @cydharrell @0xMatt @RKlau @laparisa @KatieS @LeaKissner @tuxedo_and_sass @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @tdierks @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @McAndrew @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @RossSchulman @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals You need the update the slide template to say “2023”.
@cydharrell @0xMatt @RKlau @kfury @lyang @laparisa @KatieS @LeaKissner @tuxedo_and_sass @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @tdierks @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @shellen @danshapiro @sippey @McAndrew @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @RossSchulman @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals Oh shoot, sorry, is this the re-branding war room? I must have clicked the wrong Zoom link. I was looking for the HR folks? Gotta Slack message saying it was urgent or something? But no one there is picking up anymore…
@nicolewong @cydharrell @0xMatt @RKlau @kfury @lyang @laparisa @KatieS @LeaKissner @tuxedo_and_sass @Aiiane @thinkpanzer @JillHuchital @tdierks @danielbrennan @amac @therealfitz @danshapiro @sippey @McAndrew @ebencuya @daphnehk @bdowney @Canuckflack @dmaclach @RossSchulman @mattsachs @tehjh @balajione @b_cavello @NelsonSF @jonwiley @vijaya @davidlee @orviwan @NFL @Bengals Out-of-office reply: If you're receiving this, then I'm visiting Mastodonia thru the end of the year. If you need assistance with a snarky post, please ping @kfury.
I remember when I found out about Pop Tarts. The whole toaster pocket sector. Mind. Blown.