thirdlieb @thirdlieb

indoorsy Ohio against the world Joined December 2008

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a month ago

Hey @ESPNFantasy it’s been 46 years and your app still fails at making a noise when it’s your turn to draft. Terrible. Every damn year.

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My mom watched Southern Charm and is explaining who everyone is to me: “This girl traveled halfway around the world to travel with a guy and then he cheated. They all have sex addictions I think” “This girl broke up JLo and A-rod. He slid into her DMs”

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

8 months ago

BREAKING NEWS: A passenger jet collided midair with a black hawk helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River in a mass casualty event in Washington DC. Just last week, Trump FIRED the heads of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and the Coast Guard, and…

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Pop Crave @PopCrave

9 months ago

Hilary Clinton reacts to Donald Trump declaring he will rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. x.com/Caolanmcaree/s…

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

9 months ago

Interesting that Elon hasn’t taken any time to refute claims that he made a Nazi salute tonight. Twice.

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Does anyone out there actually enjoy cake pops or is the entire industry held up by event coordinators trying to make a table look pretty?

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Sean Casten @SeanCasten

a year ago

I want to quickly highlight a completely bonkers part of Trump's Project 2025 agenda relating to your salary and faith. You have to see this stuff in text to understand the degree to which these extreme MAGA types want to control your life.

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

One day life is easy, and the next day you’re pregnant, trying to renovate your entire house before the baby comes, and pretty sure you’ll never get to play your Nintendo Switch again.

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

I love this song so much and no one else does except Andy Herren 🥲

Andy Herren @AndyHerren

a year ago

I love this song so much and no one else does except Andy Herren 🥲

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☔ @Whotfismick

a year ago

What was “the incident” at your high school?

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

My theory is the tuna in oil industry is entirely supported by people accidentally buying it when they meant to buy tuna in water. Who are the people intentionally buying tuna IN OIL?

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Pretty sure this is what @tkelce is texting Harrison Butker right now #chiefs #taylorswift

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Daily reminder to my friends that if you’re not investing you should start TODAY. Open a free E*trade account and literally just check on it like once a month to buy something new. Or you can auto invest with recurring deposits. It’s SO EASY. I literally never think about this!!!

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Last night I had an intense craving for (what I call) Taco Soup, so I had ingredients delivered at 10pm and it’s been simmering since this morning. Then I just realized it’s Cinco de Mayo! My biological clock is apparently in sync lol

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Unfrosted apparently sucks which means everything Jerry Seinfeld has done solo has bombed. This supports my strong opinion that Larry David was the full creative genius behind Seinfeld on NBC, but Jerry received undue partial credit. But it was all Larry. Curb is so good 🤌🏼🤌🏼

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Andy Herren @AndyHerren

a year ago

American Horror Story has never been good. Not once. That season you thought was good? It wasn’t.

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thirdlieb @thirdlieb

a year ago

Do people sell old doors? What am I supposed to do with 13 previously hung interior doors that are hanging out in my garage 🤔 why don’t I think about these things before contractors leave my home