Calvin @thirdshiftmotor

too drunk to taste this chicken HBIC at Mayhem Machine Tool New Orleans, LA Joined September 2012

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gwen howerton @kissphoria

2 months ago

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

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Andrew No Time to Aspire 2: The ReThinking @ThinkerAspiring

2 months ago

Is that an absolutely massive fence or is she really small? That horizontal rails look like the are 4x8s. What are they keeping in those fields, dinosaurs? Honestly I find the shirt and the woman to be an unwelcome distraction from this absolute unit of a fence.

Councilwoman Inna Vernikov @InnaVernikov

2 months ago

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Nick Watts @NICKWATTS__

2 months ago

St. Louis is basically America’s lost city of Atlantis. Going there now, you could never in your wildest dreams fathom that it used to be the center of the world.

Amazing Maps @amazingmap

2 months ago

St. Louis is basically America’s lost city of Atlantis. Going there now, you could never in your wildest dreams fathom that it used to be the center of the world.

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Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi

3 months ago

The best to ever do it

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Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2

3 months ago

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Intelschizo @Schizointel

4 months ago

Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.

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dr. z, esq. @zeynepmyenisey

4 months ago

hey guys dont forget to doomscroll your daily dose of ragebait today, specially curated by the algorithm to keep your dopamine fried and cortisol levels optimal for corporate harvest. your outrage is someones revenue stream!! 🩷