The Great Alfonso @thisispongo
Ask and I might tell you. England, United Kingdom Joined November 2010-
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Did any one of these people read the contract they signed? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The clue is in the name - Holiday Park. Gullible twits. BBC News - Buyers mis-sold holiday caravans as full-time homes bbc.co.uk/news/uk-684841…
Judi Dench was on Graham Norton last night to push her new book about her life and work with Shakespeare. After making the point we quote Shakespeare daily without knowing it, this happened:
Greta's handlers (sorry, parents) know exactly what they are doing. How many times has she do e a publicity shot with the octopus next to her?
Greta's handlers (sorry, parents) know exactly what they are doing. How many times has she do e a publicity shot with the octopus next to her?
“Mum I’m not going to school today, if you want to know why you’ll have to speak to the octopus”
“Mum I’m not going to school today, if you want to know why you’ll have to speak to the octopus”
⚠️ Mortals, be wary of scams! ⚠️ There is a "DeFi/money making bot" scam which entices users into installing malicious code while setting up a "trading bot" Installing this code enables the malicious actor to drain your wallet. More details 🧵
"Sounds entirely convincing. Thanks for paying to share this touching and authentic testimonial." - bullshit ad reader.
Funny, none of the stunning and brave trans athletes want to compete on a level playing field with each other.. theguardian.com/sport/2023/oct…
A good way to start your day 👍
@johnnycamelate Both can be true.
The problem here is that thick, careless parents are raising wanton little scumbags with no sense of place, and nothing to contribute to society. Looking at the news this week I feel like we need to build many more prisons and fill them up. independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/…
A GB News presenter made some offensive comments so the station should be shut down. Several BBC presenters nonced kids for decades so the station must be allowed to operate. Makes sense.
Ooh, impressive. Imagine if they were out stop and searching certain demographics who are statistically more likely to be stabby scum? But no, Mayor Khant wouldn't have that now, would he? Thoughts and prayers is all.
Ooh, impressive. Imagine if they were out stop and searching certain demographics who are statistically more likely to be stabby scum? But no, Mayor Khant wouldn't have that now, would he? Thoughts and prayers is all.
Important news , at last we have a date for a debate in Parliament on Excess Deaths. @thereclaimparty
In London, some 15 year old scumbag stabs a teenage girl in the neck and runs off. Bystanders 'try to catch him'.. Sadiq Kahn has made Texas a favourable option. But still, let's ULEZ, right?
In London, some 15 year old scumbag stabs a teenage girl in the neck and runs off. Bystanders 'try to catch him'.. Sadiq Kahn has made Texas a favourable option. But still, let's ULEZ, right?
@MPSCroydon Its about time that regardless of age, the offender should be named, if they’re big enough and ugly to do a crime, then they’re big enough and ugly enough to be named and shamed

David Atherton @DaveAtherton20
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Jessrocks❤️🇬�... @Jessrocks71
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ASKdes 🇬🇧🇺�... @ASK_des
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Benonwine @benonwine
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𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖�... @GiftCee
38K Followers 27K Following BEng Computer Security & Forensics. Political Analyst, advocate of fairer immigration system for all non UK citizens,Law abiding citizen, #Brexiteer
Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk
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Lord of Adders Black @LeAdderNoire
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Justine Carroll 🇬�... @JustineClaire65
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Linda. The Truth is u... @swanage123
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Thomas Evans @Renewal... @ThomasEvansAdur
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William @Wsf20
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Glad I'm 'ere Putin @nice_guy_vlad
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Ed @edthetechie
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Lee @Rugmeister78
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David Brearley @anagaaw
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I OWNED Jerry 🏴�... @BogCleaner1
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JW @baronlordvader
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Vegas Frog🎙️ @GolfingFrogs
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Dan (𝕸𝖗 𝕱�... @Centrefuter
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Home alone @SallyHoare5
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Viktor @ViktorNo_5
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Joss Sheldon @JossSheldon
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Chaton My Fire Escape... @chaton_my
450 Followers 2K Following I identify as a fire escape in France..but nobody wanted to make a TV program about that. (retweets are not endorsements because who listens to a fire escape?!)
Sam Yosemite @rufc2022
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That’s Labour Innit... @UKLabour_Innit
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Our Well Huang René @HuangOur
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Witness @Observer1117
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StephensonsRocket.�... @stephenson154
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The Socialist Party @OfficialSPGB
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Agent Smythe 🕶 @agent_smythe
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Martin Daubney 🇬�... @MartinDaubney
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Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob
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Richard Tice MP 🇬�... @TiceRichard
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Toby Young @toadmeister
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Jessrocks❤️🇬�... @Jessrocks71
53K Followers 27K Following lots of fun🙌love ppl who make me laugh💕food, singing, music, flowers & old films 🎞️typo queen winner - trying to avoid politics & failing! No DMs please🙏❤️
Kate Hoey @CatharineHoey
172K Followers 1K Following MP for Vauxhall 1989-2019 Now Baroness Hoey of Lylehill and Rathlin in the County of Antrim PM’s Trade Envoy to Ghana Sept 2021 to June2024. #DitchtheFramework
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ASKdes 🇬🇧🇺�... @ASK_des
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Benonwine @benonwine
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David C Bannerman @DCBMEP
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Patrick O'Flynn @oflynnsocial
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L G B @L__G__B
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Vintage Charm @Vintage__Charm
336 Followers 686 Following Some things are better left unsaid, but I’m going to say them anyways 🇬🇧
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William @Wsf20
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He Who Must Not Be Bl... @MustNotBeBlamed
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638 Followers 1K Following Gooner. Mother. Chronic over-thinker. Catastrophising a speciality. Music, always music. Honoured to be a Memorial Device ANT ✊❤️ @katiemowse.bsky.social
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Stable Diffusion 🎨... @DiffusionPics
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Midjourney @midjourney
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Lady Stephanie Swallo... @LeonardBriscoe3
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739 Followers 465 Following Anti-woke recreational runner. You do you & we're all as happy as pigs in shit. Man made climate change is a hoax on steroids. Turn off the news, it's bollocks.
Mike Buckner, MBA @ShabezJr
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Glad I'm 'ere Putin @nice_guy_vlad
3K Followers 3K Following Don't take anything I say too seriously. Or do take it seriously, not my problem. The Donald. Back up account.. @addy_nuff Oh yeah, fuck off.
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520K Followers 1K Following Misinformation is the bread and butter of the “free thinking high IQ” denizens of Reddit. Ephesians 5:11. DMs open for submissions.
The Left Can't Meme @Internet_TLCM
235K Followers 743 Following Political Memes created by Leftist individuals. Surprise! They can't meme... • Open DMs/Tags • Tweets about: Politics & Meme Culture
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George Alexopoulos @GPrime85
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250K Followers 30 Following DMs open for submissions (bit behind on submissions but I’ll get to you)
John Kirby @csljohnkirby
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Ed @edthetechie
19K Followers 8K Following Remember, remember the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot.
Zara is on the naught... @_benefit_monkey
17K Followers 16K Following If there are tweets on here I’m on the Twitter naughty step.
Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber
1.1M Followers 660 Following Executive Director, @FFO_Freedom. Former State Dept Cyber. Author of the unpublishable monstrosity, Weapons Of Mass Deletion.
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John 🏴... @JohnTho77244494
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