Yvonneproblemz @time2nutup
Just a first class girl, living in a subpar world. #nutuporgetout #whatarefeelings #NOToneofthegirls. #noonessafe #yolo Joined May 2012-
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Yvonneproblemz retweeted
Everyone is getting engagement rings and all I have is this bottle of vodka and my dog.
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
My friend: I can count all the number of times I've ever had sex. Me: i hope you get to the point in your life when you can't .
My new method to ditch fuck boys is to try to engage them in an emotional conversation #whatarewe #canyouendit #imbored
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
My version of flirting #undateable
When you post lavish pics of your new limited edition Range Rover but then people comment and want to know what you do. 🙄#mindyabusiness
Anyone who refers to themselves as a bitch is a winner in my book. #getreal
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
I'm currently baking cookies & double fisting wine & vodka soda...wife me up, I've got this housewife shit down pat.
These bitches are back and more bitter than ever. #getonourlevel
I wish my roommate's boyfriend wasn't the only guy I've seen in his boxers this week. #dryspell #chickenlegs
I'm undressing you with my eyes, and i want you to know #smize #itworks #thisbitchisback #incontrol
I know I'm too drunk when my throat refuses to swallow more wine #whyamiinclass #france
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
#iHaveNoLoveFor feminine guys. #yourvaginasshowing #manthefuckup
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
official petition to stop feelings, pass it on.
There is a land called passive agressiva and you live there. I'm about to invade and punch you in the mouth. #StoryOfMyLife
Why is my booty call saying he loves me? That doesn't seem productive.
Boy, don't try to front. I just know just what you are. #womanizer
Yvonneproblemz retweeted
Remember when I wanted you in my life? Yeah, me neither #bye
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