Jessi me-time Chandler @time_chand98493
I'm a pinch of parsley, a whiff of Aldi wine, and a lot of beef, not the kind you eat. So check yo self. @doctorfunny, https://t.co/tx21zglh7f jessicachandlerdotblog.wordpress.com Eastern England area zone Joined May 2023-
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Saw this on my fb marketplace, in Suffolk. Listen, what happens in East Anglia, stays in East Anglia! Anyone need a kettle? facebook.com/marketplace/it…
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The nasty extremists who attack the RNLI for saving lives are now attacking the ambulance service for employing people who want to save lives If your level of hate is so strong that you are attacking the people who one day could save your life, then you need to seek help
The nasty extremists who attack the RNLI for saving lives are now attacking the ambulance service for employing people who want to save lives If your level of hate is so strong that you are attacking the people who one day could save your life, then you need to seek help
As a turkey, I generally don't advise going cold turkey. But for you, it's maybe a good idea.
Read my story on @doctorfunny about our mad cat, called Cat Flap Fury. And then clap for me... shorturl.at/muFY1
Does this mean I'm doing the job of 10 people, yet my tax code as a SAHM is marked as a dependent? Sounds like a case of Neatherdals doing modern life better. Stone Age babies received better parenting, study suggests telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/11/1…
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Hormone-maths, when you forget your change patch day, and have to think forwards and backwards simultaneously, while being really over this kinda shit. #tequilashot
That sigh when you find an HRT patch stuck to your cardigan. #rideronthestorm #hormonemaths
When your tendency to catasprohize becomes the all-seeing eye of Mordor on world events.
Ladies why is it that no respectable shops sells wellies for the larger calf? I have to seek out large calf wellies on foreign websites that makes me wonder if we're talking about the same thing? #maleconspiracy #treetrunkcalfs
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