𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚗 @timolsky
Don’t laugh at me, laugh at @ceefaux. I'm a terrible man/writer. Love: wife, daughter, cats, dog, & Oxford commas. Hate: brassica. All views own. GSOH preferred twitter.com/ceefaux Cheshire Joined May 2009-
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@ceefaux ...but they end up trying to buy Grabthar's hammer instead.
Channel 5 Saturday daytime consists of family friendly ‘dogs that need training’ and ‘life on the farm with cute animals’ with promos each ad break for things like ‘The Sex Dungeon Scandal’ , ‘Bum surgery gone wrong’ and ‘The man who killed the women & children’ documentaries.
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#CoventryCity haven’t given up but the itv caption team clearly have #facup
@ceefaux And no repeating the words (as FA changed the rules).
Listen to @MrPLitchfield & @ItsJohnRain on The Running Man @SMERSHPOD and then watch Peter Ustinov on a chat show, it’s uncanny.
Listen to @MrPLitchfield & @ItsJohnRain on The Running Man @SMERSHPOD and then watch Peter Ustinov on a chat show, it’s uncanny. https://t.co/8HWApf9XQE
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Perfect. No notes. https://t.co/pV8bTfXhGX
Fact: after being let go by Teletext, Bamber Boozle became @mrmikewozniak
Fact: after being let go by Teletext, Bamber Boozle became @mrmikewozniak
Dear God, won't someone think of ITV2?
 SATs practice with daughter and trying hard not to laugh
John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
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If only Boromir had known you could survive that many arrows.
One of my favourite all time covers, Doomlord terrorising three heavyweights of British comics, @BarrieEditor1, Doug Church and Kelvin Gosnell. #doomlord #eaglecomic
@hxll_mxtt So I should be able to get to bed by about 1.30am? Brilliant!
It sounds facile but Auster was the first “grown-up” author I read, the first I discovered on my own just by picking The New York Trilogy off the library shelf. I was entranced by his imagination, his flights of thought, his flawed heroes, the unexpected paths of plot. RIP.
I love how, in trying to launch an impassioned defence of his career, Mark Lawrenson instead offers up a string of meaningless cliches. He’s playing the part of Lawro to perfection with this drivel. I can only assume he’s like Stewart Lee playing the character of “Stewart Lee.”
🎙️ Mark Lawrenson on the BBC: “Well I’m 65 and a white male, so I was let go. Has it gone woke? It is top of the woke league. They are frightened to death, absolutely and totally frightened to death. You have seen the stuff with Gary Lineker and obviously people at the head of…
I would now since I've seen this clip posted 5000 times
Be honest, would you have got this right??
"Hands up who likes me!'
I had so many posters and pages from the edition on my wall. All felt so exciting.
Just found a pristine copy of *that* Select magazine. Which reminds me I was having a discussion with a chum the other day and we were wondering: where do kids easily get posters to cover their walls these days? (They prob don’t care tbh ☹️)
@ceefaux ...but they end up trying to buy Grabthar's hammer instead.
Elton's John.
@timolsky What time is "Bum Surgery Gone Wrong" on? Just out of curiosity.
@timolsky @ItsJohnRain It’s Deputy Dawg. It’s always Deputy Dawg.
@timolsky @quantick @robertrea @VivGroskop Surely an asylum would be better. Wee Jimmie could squeeze out through the holes in the chicken wire of a coop.
@pipterino @MontyDomme32 @timolsky Wogan, not Wigan you dim-witted AI prick.
@timolsky No, that was a Crown Pleasing Car Crash.