Emma-Rose @tinybeartender

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Red Dead Depressed/26/Baby Lawyer OULS/I write stuff 😚✌️🌸 Joined August 2010

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Nell @Otterfran

2 years ago

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What’s the point of giving kids a childhood full of whimsy and wonder and imagination if we then demand they give it all up once they‘re adults? Childhood should plant the seeds of a person’s sense of wonder, which should be cultivated over a lifetime.

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Emma-Rose @tinybeartender

2 years ago

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Kermit the Frog @KermitTheFrog

2 years ago

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Sooz Kempner FOLLOW ME ON BLUESKY @SoozUK

6 years ago

THREAD: My primary school headmaster Mr Lee did three morning assemblies a week and looking back he was definitely winging it and also he MIGHT have been bananas. Here are some of his greatest hits:

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potatum @pot8um

2 years ago

There’s no way in hell we’re born to go to work, frantically complete all necessary tasks on our days off, scrape thru the year to spend our entire savings on holiday celebrations, rinse, repeat, blink, summer, blink, halloween, blink, christmas until we die

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RIONA @rionabuthello

2 years ago

I painted what the world looks like without glasses

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𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh

2 years ago

Using my ADHD power to rewatch TV shows and movies like it’s my first time >>>>

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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy

2 years ago

obsessed with the runes carved on the surface of an Oreo. what are they up to over there

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Beauty Of Nature 🌳 @ShouldHaveAnima

2 years ago

mood

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cats being weird @catsbeingweirds

2 years ago

I told you "Don't play with bee!" 😔😞

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stinky katie ✨☁️🐰 (hiatus) @stinkykatie

2 years ago

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g a b y @gabydvj

2 years ago

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

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(•˕ •マ.ᐟ @lovesickdoe

2 years ago

when u wake up and find ur plushie on the floor

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

2 years ago

This is Udon. Sometimes he misplaces his ears. Always finds them though. 13/10

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Emma-Rose @tinybeartender

2 years ago

WHAT A GOAL LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

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Emma-Rose @tinybeartender

2 years ago

Farming simulator; dreams do come true

NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext

2 years ago

Farming simulator; dreams do come true

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bongo @bongoism

2 years ago

me after the evil forrest wizard turns me into a mule and my friends must haul me into a nearby village for a cure

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

2 years ago

Big doggo is still just a little puppy.. 😊

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Beth McColl @imbethmccoll

2 years ago

the thing about me is i cant anthropomorphise or its game over. i’m throwing away a little pedal bin so i put it beside my regular bin. then i thought about if they were father & son bins spending some time together before the little bin left forever & now the bin is staying

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Buns @SuperButterBuns

2 years ago

the government basically confirms that aliens with spacecrafts are real, and the collective reaction is just "okay....but I still have to go to work tomorrow"