Coat Hanger @tipcounts
Your mother would have warned you about me, but she was a fucking whore herself, so who was she to talk. Joined September 2012-
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This Conservative Ad is 🔥 No wonder Donald Trump is backing Mark Carney and the Liberals.
20 Things I've Learned (Or Had Confirmed) About Humanity During The 'Pandemic' (THREAD): 1/ Most people would rather be in the majority, than be right.
Happy Thanksgiving America. I hope there is no mass shootings this thanksgiving...oh wait...almost guaranteed there will be but enjoy your guns and turkey.
Pro tip: when you feel a fart coming don't push as hard as you possibly can.
#ThingsJesusNeverSaid Dad, somehow you left rape out here on these commandments...Um... Did you take your pills today? - @WiseCrackerSoup
Wow Christians are so fucked they don't even like the pope any more. Cunt assholes
Let's shoot everything, burn everything, destroy acres of land, but we pretend to not want the shit our neighbours have. -Christans
Creationists are such fucking assholes. The only abortion that is a bad abortion is if it results in a pregnancy
you were meant to be a load to the mouth but your dad didn't pull out of your mother in time
you were meant to be the boxer stain that leaks out after your dad blew his load
you were meant to be part of the truffle butter that comes out after your dad was in your mom's ass for too long
your dad didn't mean to go inside your mom but he thought about the whore from last night and accidentally blew his load
your dad didn't know your mom wouldn't get an abortion
your dad was ass fucking your mom when it slipped out and went in the wrong hole. then he blew his load. hence, you.
you were the result of a botched abortion

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