Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

Dog servant. Cook. Designated drinker. Harmonica player. It took a village to raise this idiot. about.me/tmarshalljones Downtown Austin Joined April 2009

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

3 weeks ago

If all of @TexasFootball played like @ryan_niblett - we’d never lose. If every human were as charitable as @ryan_niblett - we’d never lose.

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a month ago

Awesome.

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a month ago

Awesome.

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

4 months ago

How to win at Wordle.

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

4 months ago

I play Wordle daily with a 99% win rate. Here's how.

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

4 months ago

I play Wordle daily and have a 99% win rate. Watch how it's done.

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The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith

11 months ago

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

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Noha Aboelata, MD @NohaAboelataMD

11 months ago

We need more low-barrier shelter and housing, emergency and transitional housing options, and solutions to meet people where they are. Homeless people are not a monolith, so the solutions must be diverse, tailored, and ample. We're a long way from there. projects.propublica.org/homeless-encam…

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

Happy Birthday!

Texas General Land Office @TXGLO

a year ago

Happy Birthday!

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

I have exactly one Emil in my inbox, and that’s because I want it there. Take that world!

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

So not surprising that @ABREG_1 struggled in his 9th inning at bat. Watch the way he strangles the bat. When he loosens the grip, he’s Mr. Baseball. When he strangles the bat, he’s Mr. Average

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

I think @astros @ABREG_1 is hitting because he FINALLY loosened his grip on the bat. Thoughts @blummer27 @RealToddKalas @JuliaMorales ??

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

My take on why @ABREG_1 is hitting again - he finally stopped strangling the bat. Loosened the grip. Relaxed hands. BOOM!

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

Dear @itsgabbyt - you are remarkable! Off the track, on the track. All of #Austin is proud of you. All of the USA is proud of you.

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a year ago

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

Dear @KXAN_News @NBCNightlyNews Why in the world would you report on the results of the Olympic events (in this case @USAGym) when you are showing that exact competition in Prime Time??? Guess I can watch something on another channel now.

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

a year ago

Not good enough @SailGPUSA. Actually- an embarrassment. NY Yacht Club has let us down since…. Forever?

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

2 years ago

Holy @PorterBrown_27 !! Did that ball ever land? @TexasBaseball

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

2 years ago

Worst Goal-to-Go offense in college football? Ever?@TexasFootball

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

2 years ago

Dear @COTA - please fix the entrance and exit to the T15 PSL hospitality tent!

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Marshall Jones @tmarshalljones

2 years ago

Super class act today @vika7 . That was a tough match but what grace to not make a moment with @ElinaMonfils. You were incorrectly booed and I admire you more than I already had. Head up. Rock on.