Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

she/her/bitch |🌈 | we do not do things because we are easy, but because we are hard Joined July 2013

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

11 months ago

Everyone is acting like its jover but doesnt it traditionally take like 2-4 days with the mail in ballots???? Everyone is so fucked up and sad today and he literally called himself the winner in ever previous election early and people are just.... Falling for it yet again

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11 months ago

Finishing "the way we never were" and gonna throw up. I knew the hysteria diagnosis was crazy as shit but did you know theyd use shock therapy if a woman even wanted an abortion? What the fuck

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

12 months ago

Why is Target allowed to have two separate sizings between universal thread and wild fable? I just feel like men's clothing isn't this confusing

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12 months ago

My biggest tell if im a little drunk is that i start commenting on every video thread etc i come across. Just chatty lol idk

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

12 months ago

I cannot believe in retrospect i was so hot in college. wasted it not even knowing i was hot. So fucked up bro.

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

12 months ago

I will literally never understand the thought process behind a near empty seating area and choosing the seat right next to someone. What the fuck is wrong with you 🙄

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

Honestly with the knowledge some people have phonographic memory makes me real damned shocked more of them dont work in retail. I just feel like its shocking more fraud doesn't happen tbh

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

One day you sang your last repeat after me song without even knowing it 💔

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

How do you go about correcting your name a coffee shop has known you as for months? They keep calling me Emily and i want to correct them but i never do 😭

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

Shout out to reba mcentire for still making me sob at cowgirls dont cry decades later 😭😭😭

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

Pissed people recommended womn who run with wolves so heavily. Politely reads like the most herba life granola mom who took mushrooms and reached ego death and experienced life outside for the first time at the age of 45

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

Getting msd abt the economy is redundant but what the fuck are they putting in sunscreen in the last 3 years that makes them 10+ dollars. What drug. What???

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

Luci is never one for cuddling so tell me why i woke at 3 am to him cuddling with us in bed 🥹❤️ hes just tsundre and doesnt want us to know he likes us 😭💕

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

I wish self admitting into the psych ward wasn't so permanent. I just so desperately need a fucking break.

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Ethically Sourced Ass @tobeboiledfrog

a year ago

off my facebook bullshit bc i cannot fucking stand everytime i search i get the most useless, shitty ai known to man as opposed to literal search results. I guess this is finally the straw that will cut me from my fb umbilical cord