Andrew Tobin @tobin

Just a guy, sitting in front of a pc, begging it not to crash on me. Developer, reader, guitarist, daydreamer. keybase.io/tobin Here Joined July 2007

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Andrew Tobin @tobin

4 years ago

For some reason obsessed with a song Sleep on spotify, by @TeamCityOfSouls - go to check them out further and they have 252 followers. What?!@ Give this a listen. youtube.com/watch?v=bCS09J…

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Andrew Tobin @tobin

4 years ago

every time spotify sends me a message saying my listening choices are not like anyone else’s, I feel them judging me for having Breaking Benjamin on constant rotation

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Andrew Tobin @tobin

7 years ago

“Welcome to the White House, your call may be recorded for training and quality purposes, this conversation is on background for anonymity. We’ll now connect you...”

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Shit Jokes @ShitJokes

7 years ago

Jurrasic World in 6 seconds

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Andrew Tobin @tobin

8 years ago

You know, a guy accused of cheating on all his marriages, going through a porn star scandal... this nickname might be a little on the nose...

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

8 years ago

You know, a guy accused of cheating on all his marriages, going through a porn star scandal... this nickname might be a little on the nose...

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Jess Dweck @TheDweck

8 years ago

“We cannot do anything that would be disruptive to our military, anyway tell the Pentagon to spend a year preparing a massive parade for me.”

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Brendan Greeley @bhgreeley

8 years ago

Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda

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Approved News 6 @ApprovedNews6

8 years ago

Study: No One Will Be Spared

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Andrew Tobin @tobin

8 years ago

Damn, I’m sure when I checked a couple of weeks ago @redgate had sql clone at a price on team size, but checking today it’s db size and no way can I get that rate past mgt. Dang.

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A friend's russian mom is staying with us Her: so you're programming Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s Me (quietly sobbing): ...