it is not my birthday @tobrap
I’m mediocre at everything I do. she/her Joined June 2011-
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I hope @Harry_Styles heard me on the radio this morning asking for pit tickets <3 lmao
hopping on to say the queen of England is dead 🤪
my little sister called me to talk to my bf about how much she lifted today
Happy Anniversary to my peak in life :’)
Happy Anniversary to my peak in life :’)
yesterday I walked into a bar w my bf and saw a touchtunes and joked that I was going to play 1D songs and 5 min late someone started playing Harry styles entire discography. life is good.
my bf has more confidence than I do in the fact that Harry styles and I will meet and he will fall in love with me, luv it
I’m going to see Harry Styles on my birthday, what a life
I’m only second song in on Harrys House and I’m falling in love
I finally passed sociology with an A after attempting (and dropping) for three semesters 😭
My new conspiracy theory is that Jordan Kyrou and Nathan Fielder is the same person.
I’m gonna def cry a little on my last day of work bc every employee that I tell responds by telling me I’m nice and they will miss me🥺
Every day I get home from work and have major anxiety over quitting my job and then the next day I return to work and am smacked in the face left and right why it is the right decision.
My bf and I celebrated our 6 months yesterday and even tho I was super sick, it was perfect bc we started it by watching Shrek 2 and ended it with Mario Kart, and I couldn’t ask for anything better 🥰
Ok listen, in Shrek 2, Shrek drinks the potion and it turns him AND Fiona into a human, BUT donkey also drank it and turned into a “more beautiful version” of himself, SO that means the dragon also changed. What did the dragon turn into????
I just told my office that I was quitting like this: “Hey everyone, my last day is the 25th, so if anybody has a crush on me you better tell me now”. To my office of middle aged women.

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