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OMG!! Another of @BorisJohnson's unacknowledged offspring has turned up at the @Conservatives' conference!!
68% of top barristers, 74% of senior judges, 71% of senior officers in the armed forces, 50% of embers of the House of Lords and 54% of lead company directors were educated privately. northeastbylines.co.uk/news/education…
Asked my kid (16) if anyone their age likes Oasis. "only the ones who aren't really into music". Nothing's changed then.
Really intrigued to hear who the other suspects are
Car brain conspiracy crackpots outing themselves in reply to this.
Birmingham, the night of the count. Labour’s Jess Phillips is announced the winner on stage for Yardley. In an attempt to get a photo of the candidates on stage, am standing among a throng of men on the counting hall floor supporting the workers party candidate. They boo Jess,…
Once a wanker always a wanker. theguardian.com/music/article/…
Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
@RishiSunak Your wife?
Hey @SkyNews @BBCNews @LBC @GBNEWS @TimesRadio @TheSun @DailyMirror @TalkTV … how about giving this chap a little bit of airtime to offset the immense airtime you have had given his opponent Farage. Fair’s only fair. @jovanforclacton @ElectoralCommUK @ClactonLabour
Some unpleasant people outing themselves here: nappyvalleynet.com/community/view… I wonder who readysteadycook is?
Hopefully prats like "Anti woke" Watson will be weeded out when the grown ups regain control. theguardian.com/politics/artic…
That tool Ian Duncan Smith is involved in this, the idea that justice is his motivation for anything is laughable.
That tool Ian Duncan Smith is involved in this, the idea that justice is his motivation for anything is laughable.
Starmer should go full Mark Kermode when he's PM, rock up to Washington with a quiff, Harrington and DM's.

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ByrnesBigSuit #fafafa... @Bestbehavedbat
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Roberta Ruggiero @rob_ruggiero
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BFI @BFI
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JPC @jpxan71
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Paul Manzotti @manzanotti
734 Followers 142 Following I co-run Hero Records, I like food and socialism, so expect posts about all three. Oh, and about Kings Heath, the best part of Birmingham!
ByrnesBigSuit #fafafa... @Bestbehavedbat
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GET A GRIP @docrussjackson
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APPG for Cycling & Wa... @APPGCW
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CyclingMikey the Unsp... @MikeyCycling
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Save Station Street, ... @OldStationSt
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Parody Keir Starmer @Parody_PM
273K Followers 1K Following Parody account - not the real PM. Originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson, still here to poke fun at right wing dickheads.
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Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden
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Wisden @WisdenCricket
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Alison Mitchell @AlisonMitchell
80K Followers 2K Following Former SJA Sports Broadcaster of the Yr. Qualified journalist. INED @Sport_Res. Patron @_mccfoundation. Insta/TikTok alison_mitchell00 | Bluesky Alison-Mitchell
hypocaust @_hypocaust
9K Followers 2K Following Film & sports obsessive. Mostly tweet about cricket. https://t.co/jeFfLFcrda https://t.co/iVt9vbbuFF https://t.co/1eYtd4FwlC
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1.4M Followers 114 Following Curiosity-driven content across science, history, and culture. Sharing knowledge and stories that spark curiosity. ct: [email protected] Sub for only $3⤴️.
Bex #Denly(x2)MemeTea... @Psychadelick69
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