Tom John @tomaszjohn

Another tortured soul born into immense privilege. 52.915831,-1.495605 Joined August 2010

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

4 months ago

Dyslexia-friendly subtitles on TV Easy way to make the world a bit nicer for people

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I’m hearing from ever more parents of primary school aged children that their children really don’t like school. They say that it’s boring, that they have to sit for long hours listening. Parents say that young children are taught things which they, their parents, have never…

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

7 months ago

The "pro" in Saudi Pro League is short for "prohibited"

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

11 months ago

BBC forecast a hurricane for Britain but HAARP forgot to switch it on this morning Conspiracy theory that even conspirators misconspire

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

11 months ago

I bloody love a Pot Noodle but COVID has made me gluten intolerant. Any news on a gluten free version, @PotNoodle?

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

12 months ago

I invented a dog character called Muttball. Draw Muttball, post Muttball and use hashtags #muttball #muttballchallenge

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

10 extra hours per day but without ageing by ten extra hours *Picks up psychedelic telephone to the galactic federation* Looking forward to hearing what their equivalent of "you treat this place like a bloody hotel" is

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

Money is a real problem. Who can I tag who might send some to me? I know people around the world are going through lots of even worse stuff so I do feel bad for asking... But here we are

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

Sad to hear that Rishi didn't even have two TV remotes to rub together as a kid #rishi

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

So apparently I booked a solo gig for next Wednesday. I had been in cryogenic stasis but these things need defrosting occasionally.

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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper

a year ago

You never sound more deranged, unhinged, and full of shit than when you're describing stuff the CIA actually did and admitted to doing

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

2 years ago

The Maine cryptid is called Spector Moose?!

Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps

2 years ago

The Maine cryptid is called Spector Moose?! https://t.co/ypXZJdb3MM

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Naomi Fisher @naomicfisher

a year ago

‘They Just Don’t Care’ I’m seeing lots of posts bemoaning that the Year 11s just don’t seem to care about their upcoming GCSEs. They aren’t motivated or worried about their speaking exams starting in two weeks time and nothing seems to make a difference. This is exactly what…

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

Sometimes when I'm ducking various responsibilities for a while (through fatigue or laziness), I will post utter drivel on social media before eventually hiding my smartphone from myself. That's right, phone, I did actually mean to type "ducking" on this occasion, thank you.

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

a year ago

If you want to reply to this, you're absolutely welcome to do so. If not, no worries.

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Tom John @tomaszjohn

2 years ago

I'm often singing the Shape Blocks theme tune around the house and coming up with episodes... but it doesn't exist... yet... @numberblocks @alphablocks @Colourblocks_