Tom Houlton @tommh2216

Freelance Theatre Director (Former Assistant to Artistic Director Matthew Parker, The Hope Theatre, London) Joined July 2016

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Holly Houlton @HoultonPhotos

7 years ago

Head over to decode_mag to look at this funky youth culture magazine I and many others… instagram.com/p/BiAG79eng2z/

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8 years ago

#STOPCATCALLING ON GOSFORD STREET

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Tom Houlton @tommh2216

8 years ago

There are far too many crisp/chocolate stains in my books/magazines...

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Tom Houlton @tommh2216

8 years ago

My mum trying to sneak out without paying for her delicious meal! @PizzaExpress

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Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French

8 years ago

I was regularly humped like this by the unique & beautiful spark that was Emma Chambers. I never minded. I loved her. A lot .

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Tom Houlton @tommh2216

8 years ago

What do you call a man with no neck? ...An ambulance.

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8 years ago

Production Photo: @hollyhoulton

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8 years ago

Two drunk men sat in front of me on the train are communicating using only grunts. I feel like I’ve got a backstage pass to a David Attenborough documentary.

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8 years ago

When you eat too many Pringles & you’re tongue feels like you brushed it with a cheese grater...

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8 years ago

That awkward moment when the Netflix helpline queue starts playing The House of Cards theme tune, like a rhthmical sour apology...

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8 years ago

I kissed a chip & I liked it.

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8 years ago

Sometimes I think about all the incredible fast food there is & it makes me so excited.

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Tom Houlton @tommh2216

8 years ago

To all the people that bring food on trains that make the whole carriage smell as soon as they open it, it’s ok, honestly, it’s ok... Just know you’ve all got 1st class tickets to Hell.