tom johnson @tomoncapecod

Computer Engineer. Retired so I can make fun of people who don't get sarcasm or irony. Being married to the woman I love means being in Heaven early. thesilicongod.com cape cod mass Joined January 2014

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

only reason I even considered the poison. Had been planning an Ireland trip for years. It attacks more than COVID. It confuses your immune system. Of course, the worse damaged people had it injected into their veins by mistake.

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

One of the reasons the Supreme Court has stayed out of election disputes is the way to emove members that are not living up to their promises is voting them out. It is up to the challengers to make that case. Show ten promises made - none delivered.

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

Thanks. Dr. John Campbell youtube.com/@Campbellteach… has been arguing for some time that the cardiac issues are caused by interveinal injection

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

There are many more democrat voters who do not bother to vote but will gladly hand the ballot they got in the mail to a door-knocker. Especially if it comes with a promise of student loan forgiveness,

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

Getting no help from my friends she could gather She hobbled away leaking real febble matter. TJ

Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec

3 years ago

Getting no help from my friends she could gather She hobbled away leaking real febble matter. TJ

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

She peered in my car to check out my snacks And almost fainted from the chittlings in back And finally done with critiquing my eating Went knocking on doors with this friendly greeting "How much do you hate your horrible neighbor? Please give me a scoop just as a favor."

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

3 years ago

When up on my roof I heard such a clatter I went outside to see what's the matter There sat a reporter sniffing my chimney Checking the foods I put inside me Smelling no tofu she slipped down the gutter and checked my garbage for organic almond butter

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

4 years ago

An agency that can collect dirt and blackmail anyone has the ultimate control. With knowledge from both the CIA and FBI, Comey knew a lot of dirt. @MarcyJMiller

BDW @BryanDeanWright

4 years ago

An agency that can collect dirt and blackmail anyone has the ultimate control. With knowledge from both the CIA and FBI, Comey knew a lot of dirt. @MarcyJMiller

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

4 years ago

I say this trick on Johnny Carson. There is black ink at the bottom of the barrel. @MarcyJMiller @MollyMiller951

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

4 years ago

All of them registered Democrat voters. @MarcyJMiller

Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr

4 years ago

All of them registered Democrat voters. @MarcyJMiller

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

4 years ago

bean bag toss

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

4 years ago

under-rated tweet

Also Tweet Zarathustra ⭕️ @Quadrophonic_

4 years ago

under-rated tweet

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

6 years ago

Can I get you to sign a 5 year contract now? @JoeSilverman7

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tom johnson @tomoncapecod

6 years ago

When you come to vote, bring your Social Security Number. System checks that you are a US citizen, not dead, and have not voted this election cycle. Stops a lot of fraud and doesn't require an ID. Works for mail, on-line voting as well. @DonaldJTrumpJr