Tom Parker @tomparker07

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

a week ago

PrEsEaSoN pOlLs ArE gReAt. #CollegeFootball

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.@CNN .com used to be my news source. But you can’t read anything now without paying for it. I’d be willing to pay for opinion, analysis. The news, unbiased and full of facts should not cost money. That goes for @NYT @washingtonpost and literally any other news org.

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

3 weeks ago

What now @WonderfulNuts ?

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

a month ago

On Bumble, you can always tell a conservative, but you can’t tell ‘em much.

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

a month ago

I can’t believe Happy Gilmore 2 is the thing that sent me into the most life altering anxiety attack I’ve ever had in my life. It was coming for sure, but god damn.

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Tommy Vietor @TVietor08

3 months ago

This is from Trump's inaugural address just five months ago. What a crock of shit.

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3 months ago

That was so cool. #USOPEN2025

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

3 months ago

Free speech, boy I don’t know.

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3 months ago

It’s really nice that the runner-up at the French Open gets a cookie sheet a reward. Eat your feelings, Jannik. #FrenchOpen

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3 months ago

Bartlet for America it’s truly one of the greatest episodes of television in history. #thewestwing #westwing

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

4 months ago

SCOTUS acts in the best interest of the country would be a better headline @CNN.

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4 months ago

New @Outlook is the most frustrating piece of software I’ve ever used. It’s just, so bad. The regression from the original is a detriment to productivity. I’ve tried to give it a chance. I appreciate the simplicity but not at the sacrifice of features we’ve been using since 2000.

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

5 months ago

I think the most unrealistic part of the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie is that Mario, as a human adult in the 21st century, not only had an alarm set for 8am, but sleeps all the way to it. #SuperMarioBros

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

5 months ago

That was awesome #TheMasters2025

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5 months ago

I don’t think I’ve really watched a Masters Sunday since Tiger, but holy shit. #TheMasters2025

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5 months ago

Wonder how many people knew the 90 day was coming and “bought the dip”. Sounds illegal.

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Tom Parker @tomparker07

5 months ago

OK, so seriously why are eggs more expensive? Are there significantly more people than there were 8 months ago? Less hens? Are hens prioritizing their career (life) and having eggs later? Are roosters just not as interested anymore. Dateline investigates.