tom 🦕 @tomstddrt
no regrets coyote Liverpool Joined October 2014-
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If Mo Salah terrored me on twitter I'd never leave the house again
If Mo Salah terrored me on twitter I'd never leave the house again
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We have the best number 9 in the league I'm in bits
We have the best number 9 in the league I'm in bits
Asked the cat to stop being a dickhead and he stopped what he was doing and came and sat on me quietly. Being a very reasonable guy gets you everywhere in life
Brooooo
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Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
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the only flag i salute
Don't know how this works but they should have given it to Hunter Biden if it had to be a Yankee
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[messaging ex] 3:23 AM: is it because i was churlish? 3:36 AM: im sorry. you dont owe me anything. 4:15 AM: is it because i was loutish?
Unfortunately I am back on my late night Jeff Buckley shit for the foreseeable
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Moments can be monuments to you If your life is interesting and true It's just the same for a man or a girl The meaning of the world lies outside the world
Mild concern at how smoothly this 3pm Red Stripe is going down
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I WANT TO DANCE! I WANT TO PLAY MY DRUMS! I WANT TO PLUG MY BASS IN, AND LAY A SLAP RIFF OVER THIS!......BUT MY WIFE IS ON THE SOFA WITH A MIGRAINE!................SHE IS MY WORLD!
Taking the bins out two at a time to prove to my neighbours that I am the alpha of this building
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love how purely looney tunes this bit is. newman isn't even in the episode except for this one part.
This is more fucking like it the boys open.spotify.com/track/53mtfZSP…
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