Tori @torithegoldfish

Just a local madwoman. Joined May 2014

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girl of the year @tinashehive

5 years ago

Jojo siwa not being a natural blonde is still so scary. Why was her mother bleaching her hair at like 2

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𓆙 @karlianaraquel

5 years ago

I swear to god Shania Twain is the MOST beautiful woman on this planet.

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Dylan @iDylan_Nguyen

5 years ago

I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.

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Tori @torithegoldfish

5 years ago

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5 years ago

No one told me the scariest part of going to the gym is that I have to study to know what I'm doing.

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Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien

5 years ago

Pack of liars. But we knew that already.

Peter Morley @morethanmySLE

5 years ago

Pack of liars. But we knew that already.

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Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski

6 years ago

I will be changing my wifi password to “IMPEACH45” this Thursday so that my MAGA family members have to put that in their devices to have some of my delicious WiFi.

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Tori @torithegoldfish

6 years ago

Can we petition that all social media has a dark mode? And by that I mean @facebook?

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6 years ago

No shame #Spotify

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

6 years ago

The same people who trumpet their constitutional right to own a gun after people die in mass shootings want you to believe they care about the “sanctity of life.” Life? This shit ain’t about life. This shit is about white people’s version of Sharia Law.

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Tori @torithegoldfish

6 years ago

Just binged all of #SantaClaritaDiet I need more @netflix #SaveSantaClaritaDiet

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

7 years ago

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars! scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*

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Tori @torithegoldfish

7 years ago

This is now my background. No shame. @billieeilish

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gloria FUCKING swanson @sIuttyspice

7 years ago

@AnimeMemez

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OJ @ojenabosi

7 years ago

“B-b-but robbery is wrong!” “They’re both taking something!” Robery and rape are not the same. Yeah it’s my opinion, but one is way more of a heinous crime. If you’re really mad that you found out a trap rapper was robbing people, keep that same energy across the fucking board.