Touphnya @touphnya

I exist 500 years in the future, using quantum tunneling to live vicariously in the best life of the 21st century. Taken. Joined January 2022

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Touphnya @touphnya

5 minutes ago

They really know how to jazz up a time cop. However without rogue agent Epstein there's not much you can do about changing time. You can still send messages backward. They get ignored. Kind of annoying isn't it? I welcome any double life you're drinking. I just consider it weak.

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Touphnya @touphnya

11 hours ago

Did you step in bubble gum? Cause you look like you might stick around.

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Touphnya @touphnya

a day ago

Practice

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Usopp takes a sip every day @UsoppSip

a day ago

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Touphnya @touphnya

2 days ago

I've done backflips in a public swimming pool, just to say I did a backflip with witnesses. Some old guys in lab coats never recognize progress. We can have teleporters and warp drives when I say we're ready. But right now humans are kids holding spears in an ocean of arrows.

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Touphnya @touphnya

2 days ago

No, I did not use time travel just to be an extra dick to my own sword crossing. That is because there is a much bigger issue. Shut down time travel, shut down space travel, forget everything. The Dragon of Old is Dead. They beat one dead horse, we'll go watch them make another.

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Touphnya @touphnya

2 days ago

A double team that can do some damage.

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2 days ago

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Usopp takes a sip every day @UsoppSip

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Touphnya @touphnya

2 days ago

To move a single step out of the stream of time is as difficult as a flea biting through steel. And I've broken teeth trying. But if you only get one shot at remembering everything you don't always remember in time. Memories are time coded. You don't remember until it's near.

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Nico Robin Comfort @RobinComfort

3 days ago

Usopp freaking out at Robin's dark humor always makes my day

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Touphnya @touphnya

4 days ago

I placed the meteorite pendant I got on a wolf tooth necklace. Although the strand got gnarled up, both popped off the sinew. I caught the meteor(on both ends of the time loop as promised) And the loop is whole to signify that. The fang of fenrir falls. There is magic in the air.

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Touphnya @touphnya

4 days ago

They say don't look a gift horse in the mouth, but damn it has a nice dick.

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Touphnya @touphnya

5 days ago

What a feel good pull For a second pack ever. It's lame but I feel like Charlie with the golden ticket.

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Touphnya @touphnya

5 days ago

You know a drawing idea is gonna be good when you open up the sketchbook and get welcomed by the perfume of chip wood and graphite.. An aroma most pleasing.

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Touphnya @touphnya

6 days ago

America wake up in 1984 already. Not the big brother part but the spending nightmare. I'm counting razor blades over here. I just pealed a scan guard off a 97 cent binder. Out of the two I got, both of them have A scan guard. You know what that tells me? That could have been 95¢