trotsk @trotskyeet

BORN TO LOVE WORLD IS A CUDDLE 微笑 HUG EM ALL 1989 I am laugh man 410,757,864,530 WARM MILK GLASSES Joined November 2022

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yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi

a day ago

dictator: whats going on advisor: regimes lowkey cooked bro. student protestors straight-up tweakin dictator: and the rebels? advisor, after a moment of grim silence: locked in

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august @regularaugust

5 days ago

There is still time #CancelSilksong

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very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz

3 weeks ago

i got two dollar …. u got 3 dollar …. together ? we got fiiiive whole dollar bro. we could Change the World….

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alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST

a week ago

we should call him Donald "Blump"--because his behavior makes the American people feel like they've been Blumped! (which is a new phrase i've created)

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Kermit thee stallion @jacks0npollack

a week ago

They're calling it intersectionality folks, in-ter-sec-tion-al-it-y, and it's one of the greatest theories we've ever seen from the standpoint of feminist

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Mitya @Discollaborator

a week ago

They ran out of all the milk. They said it was all gone, and there wasn't ever going to be any more. They told me "milk is over" in a soft, sad voice, and they looked so low it brought me to tears.

Mitya @Discollaborator

4 weeks ago

They ran out of all the milk. They said it was all gone, and there wasn't ever going to be any more. They told me "milk is over" in a soft, sad voice, and they looked so low it brought me to tears.

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Please message me if you have -Experience working at Texas Roadhouse in any capacity -Have insider / secret information about the Abbott Texas Government -Have deep and extensive knowledge of a. The Beef Industry b. Texas history 1836-1945 c. Cowboys

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ZIIKO🧉 @ZIIKO_LOVES_YOU

a week ago

we small toms,,, we have to be loyle to our big brothers

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Old Man Rattle @oldrattleagain

2 weeks ago

(trying to flex at the gas station) one million dollars on pump 7 please

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April Clark @autogynefiles

2 weeks ago

(Athletes debating the existence of coach) Lol, you idiot. You believe in an old man in the stands who tells us what to do? Grow up. We’re all alone out here. just animals on a field.

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plague @plaguepjp

2 weeks ago

Bread. Sauce. Cheese. All the way down. A feeling of dread overwhelmed me, and I felt everything and nothing at the same time. SCP-9000 — Pizza freak Coming Soon.

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Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia

2 weeks ago

never forget the original phantom menace storyboards where jar jar binks was big

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Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury

2 weeks ago

I’m pouring one cup of reserved pasta water on you goat

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Nuke @megab00f

a month ago

got a straight boyfriend look like cameron winter got a gay girlfriend look like cameron winter

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august @regularaugust

3 weeks ago

And i speak for everyone when i say WE DON’T WANT IT #CancelSilksong

Wario64 @Wario64

3 weeks ago

And i speak for everyone when i say WE DON’T WANT IT #CancelSilksong

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🌞kelline 😼 @squeakysquad

3 weeks ago

🌞kelline 😼 @squeakysquad

3 weeks ago

https://t.co/KAXgk87C4N

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PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus

3 weeks ago

when our house caught fire, my idiot housemate tried to call the firemen. i smashed up his phone. we need the watermen you dolt, i told him.

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PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus

2 years ago

ALIEN: [in the front seat opening a can of tuna] ME: [in the back seat] yo. tuna. we eat that shit on earth too. ALIEN: yeah i know. you can only get it on earth ME: oh, right

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Jazz Dispensary @jazzdispensary

a month ago

stop listening to EDM with sleazy men and come listen to thelonious monk with a nefarious unc

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Blake ™ @NeilNevins

a month ago

Remembering when I had to tutor a kid in middle school (really didn’t want to) and I let him in on my bizarre study method at the time, in which I memorized facts/names by stating them out loud in a Fred Schneider voice numerous times as if they were a B-52s song.