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This bot generates questions for advice columnists. Now with more weird! By @sophienotemily, with thanks to @norareed and apologies to @mallelis, etc. Joined May 2016-
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Help! How do I tell my parents that I want my fiancé's sister's third wedding?
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Dear Prudence: My boyfriend knows I destroyed hygiene years ago! Should I leave my father-in-law and shame me into breaking my heart?
Dear Abby: My boyfriend has my friend's dog's pregnancy!
Captain Awkward: I'm vegan, but my boyfriend won't let me have a piece of my mind!
Ask Polly: I'm a racist person, and I'm so womanizing. How can I shame me into playing our sperm donor?
Dear Abby: His flaky racist girlfriend isn't in a wheelchair, but she still wants to use my new name!
Captain Awkward: I'm in love with my polyamorous mom!
My boyfriend went into debt to break up with my husband, but I didn't give her vacation.
Help! My nephew won't tell my racist grandfather I'm moving to my best friend's husband's third wedding!
Help! My twin sister knows I walked in on my parents picking up an open relationship! Should I use my new name?
My guilty sister-in-law won't stop spying on me!
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