trunkfish @trunkfishh
sending thoughts into space Joined June 2022-
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old people using touch screens think pushing harder makes it work better and I just want to teach them to stop it
we’re so back!!
I hate that first postpartum period timing is such a mystery. 5 days from now? 5 weeks? 5 months? Idk just be prepared at all times forever?
After all this, I found a dress at a store in person 😈😈
After all this, I found a dress at a store in person 😈😈
Walmart locks up the baby formula with a button to get help but the button doesn’t actually call anyone
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Has anyone ever dealt with an infant with dairy allergy/soy allergy/CMPA and difficulty gaining weight? Any tips? We’re on month three, cut out allergens and he’s not gaining weight rn and we need to figure it out
I need a dark mode that hides bright images so I’m not blinded in the dark
Mourning the relationship I had with my dog prior to baby. She was the love of my life and now she drives me nuts. Everything has changed. I heard this was common but didn’t think it’d happen to ME
Baby slept (hours) 3.5, 3.5, 2, 1 which for us is INCREDIBLE WEEEEE
I just held my 12 week old at the piano and let him hit the keys and it brought us both so much joy
Our house cleaner keeps breaking things and not telling us or denying itv when asked. No good!
takes a sip of blood orange tangerine spindrift and exclaims confidently: “mmm grapefruit!”
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