Times Square Server @tsserver
I work in a restaurant in Times Square, and hear great things. Let me share them with you! Time Square, New York, NY Joined September 2009-
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Guest (responding to me saying 'don't hate me'): "My ignorance has nothing to do with my hate, you black mother fucker." (Note: I am white)
Waiter: "I'm an atheist masturbator. Well, definitely one of those things."
Waiter: "You can always spot trannies, 'cause they travel in packs."
Guest, response to my suggesting how to crack open a shell: "Do I look IndoChinan to you?"
Guest to me about another table: "That child sneezed and now it's everywhere." To that table: "Please, maintain, your child."
Waiter: "I try to tell him, it's not all about that." (Another person stares at them inquisitively) "We're talking about penis size."
Waitress: "If my tables are nice, I make their salads with tongs. If they're rude, I use my hands."
Waitress: "It's like 24 hours a day. I want to throw up, but I can't."
Waiter: "I'm so sick, I don't even care that a midget and his deformed girlfriend are taking up my table."
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