Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig
I'm just a ham-man with a ham-plan, and a frisky evil sidekick, #CountessV. Born 06.16.13 in NYC . I ❤️ to adventure, and may have plans for #globaldomination. Instagram.com/turtlebatpig Astoria, NY Joined May 2014-
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To activate your #TurtleBatPig, simply bop repeatedly on each side of his jowls. 😳😇😂 @ Seattle, Washington instagram.com/p/BlZGVTaAA5K/…
Now accepting applications for the following role: Evil Overlord Jester and Generally Amusing Companion/Minion. Pls apply in comments. #imimportant #notlonely #itstotallynotaboutthat… instagram.com/p/BlKemHdDjfl/…
Sleeping on the porch or climbing the wall like #spiderpig...we’ll never know for sure! 🤷🏽♂️🙈🤣🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed… instagram.com/p/BlHJp57Dol3/…
TFW the party is lit but you’re honestly too tired to do the thing. 😐 🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace… instagram.com/p/BlHJPnKF3Lm/…
I think there may be some air trapped in my potato...🧐🥔💨😳 😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank… instagram.com/p/BlGGV4ZjQ1S/…
To learn more about my dueling strategy please refer to pg. 34, “Definition of Underdog.” 🧐😝😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed… instagram.com/p/BlGF9trFIjr/…
Tried to practice my horseback riding - got rudely interrupted. 😳😒 😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace… instagram.com/p/BlGFphXlx8P/…
Here’s wishing you a #bootylicious #humpday! 🍑🙈🐾🤣 . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets #Loaf… instagram.com/p/BlGEAEADouD/…
Ummmm...literally who said you could get a dog this big. 😳🧐😒😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank… instagram.com/p/BlEkESxDaiE/…
Maybe we’re #dead, maybe it’s Maybelline. 😳🤷🏻♀️ 😝😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets… instagram.com/p/BlEj1_uDy3T/…
Taking #couchpotato to the next level. lolabarksdale do your feet touch the couch when you lay on your side? Mine are too stumpy!! 😳😝😈🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish… instagram.com/p/BlEjnWkjq9e/…
What’s in the basket, minion? I demand access! And anchovies. Chop chop! 😈 #TurtleBatPig #eviloverlord #picnic #nature #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofinstagram @ Kachess Lake instagram.com/p/Bk1CPWQjp6z/…
It’s a ménage-a-frog over here...😳👅🐸🤣#SquishyBish #TurtleBatPig #MacSmooch #frenchbulldog #SaintBerdoodle #kisses #tongue #puppers #doggo #cute #lol #funny @ Seattle, Washington instagram.com/p/Bk0_toBDhpu/…
High 5 for #America! 🇺🇸 #TurtleBatPig #frenchbulldog #happy4th #4thofjuly #puppy #picoftheday #cute #doggo @ Seattle, Washington instagram.com/p/Bk0_Wc_jWYw/…
You only love me when I’m awkward. 🙄🤓👿🐾 . . . . #TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets #Loaf… instagram.com/p/BklQBUpFJFq/…
Poppin’ that #booty like @KimKardashian. Is it… instagram.com/p/BkR9XN5jass/…
Today I turned 5. I noticed an immediate uptick… instagram.com/p/BkHN3hRDj0L/…
Porch life is a hard life.… instagram.com/p/BkDqjT3jIc-/…
I notice you’re still in bed when I distinctly… instagram.com/p/BkA_YaLDfBh/…
If there’s a prettier redhead in the land, I’ve… instagram.com/p/Bj3H9MyDKmM/…
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