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FunniestTweets @tweets_funniest

12 years ago

*Nerds phone rings* Jock: "Who's that, your 'girlfriend'?" Nerd: "no, its yours" *Room becomes filled with dead silence*

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FunniestTweets @tweets_funniest

12 years ago

"Don't touch the boat" Nemo: "YOLO"

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12 years ago

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single"

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12 years ago

NEED FOLLOWERS!!!!!

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12 years ago

Mom: "Are you talking back to me?" Me: "well thats how communication works"

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