Amusing Tweets @tweetsamusing
Sarcasm is just one of the many services that I offer Joined January 2016-
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Pizza should be compulsory during world leader's meetings bc honestly pizza can solve everything
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Me: Hey how'd you do on that exam? Vegan: I'm a vegan Me: Okayyy...but the exam? Vegan: I'm a vegan Me: I just wan... Vegan: I'm a vegan
I don't understand how ppl can touch their toes, I'm a good 10cm away from being able to do so 😖😹
The stuff I say is: 90% sarcasm 9% swearing And 1% kind, meaningful shit bc deep down I'm a wonderful person
Hate it when I offer someone help and they accept
I need one of these in my life 😻💩💩😹😹
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant But then I changed my mind
Why is it that during the rest of the year I want to buy everything I see but when it's my birthday I can't think of a single thing I want
My life is a constant race between my grades and my bank balance going down
If you think I'm ignoring you then I probably am bc honestly I'm on my phone 24/7
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