Shell @twitt_r_pated
Tweeting useless nonsense since 1984. Joined July 2008-
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As someone who works with road planning, I can confirm that this is how all road names are determined.
As someone who works with road planning, I can confirm that this is how all road names are determined.
I saw a sign while biking the other day that said “Free Trampoline” (with an arrow pointing down the side street) and my first thought was: “wow, that’s nice of someone to let other people come jump on their trampoline for free.” Then I realized it was probably free to take. 🤦🏻♀️
We’re all still in danger…no time to get complacent. Dems need to pass a voting rights act ASAP and turn out in record numbers in 2022 or the gop will be back in charge in 2024.
You ever see a squirrel delicately balance a big carrot in the nook of a small tree? I just did. A big carrot. In a small tree nook. A squirrel. Nuts.
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what’s black and white and is a panda?
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Why are trees green? Every year, somebody vomits on all the trees and waits until it goes away so they can do it again.
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Belgian man parks in garage 6cm wider than his car
These “things falling from a tree” jokes are comedy gold...
These “things falling from a tree” jokes are comedy gold...
Funny because it’s true.
First impression: that’s hot! 2 seconds later: OMG, what about the ticks!!!!
What’s worse...raining on someone’s parade or parading on someone’s rain? #deepthoughts
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Happy b’day, “More Cowbell” — which aired TWENTY-ONE yrs ago today. [4/8/00] “Every time I heard ‘(Don’t Fear) The Reaper’ by Blue Öyster Cult, I would hear the faint cowbell in the background and wonder, ‘What’s THAT guy’s life like??’” — Will Ferrell
32 degrees in April is 10 times colder than 32 degrees in January. Prove me wrong.
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