Ted Phillips, CPA @twphilli
tax accountant. masters in taxation from American University. love gambling on nfl and report all winnings. only sell winners on @PropSwap alexandria va Joined May 2011-
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@MattSpiegel670 @DannyParkins @670TheScore since you recently had George Costanza on, please settle this debate. Is Seiya wearing a bra or instead The Bro?
#TaxTwitter client: my refund is $2k less than last year. Any reason for that? Me: yeah the $900/mo rent you pay to your wife for your home business isn’t real. Client: my prior cpa had no problem with this deduction. Me: your prior returns do not have a schedule E either.
#TaxTwitter client is telling me I should have pointed out to him that his employer is withholding taxes in a nonresident state. I asked if he ever sent me or reviewed his own paystubs in 2023. No, of course. Then HTF would I know this until I see his W-2? My fault I guess.
#TaxTwitter fired a client today after 3 draft returns sent and she said they didn’t agree to her TT return.
#TaxTwitter do any of you meet with clients at to go over 2023? I feel like this is a huge time suck when I could be reviewing other returns. It’s too late to really make any significant changes. I’d prefer to meet in May/June to discuss 2024 instead.
#TaxTwitter me to client: in 2022 you had $25k of interest and dividends on a 1099 - can we get that for 2023? Client: I don’t have one that account got moved and it no longer exists. Broker: I’ll send the 1099 right over Ted. Ted: putting this on my gravestone.
#TaxTwitter Me to client: thanks for sending your info but you forgot the W-2. Client: no it’s in the package I sent. Me: (yeah cuz I love sending messages to people for no reason) 1 hour later… Client: sorry I misplaced this W-2 here it is.
Hey @KatieBrittforAL why did you lie about the cartel gang rape during your #SOTUResponse ? This guy has receipts that it happened during GW Bush’s presidency, and that it didn’t happen in the US. You need to answer for this.
#TaxTwitter have you been threatened by the asshole ex-husband of a client who makes too much to benefit from claiming the child tax credit today?
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@TaxTwitter doe anybody ever just want to crawl through their email so they can come out on the other side and kick someone’s ass? Ex-husband being a pain to my client, who’s trying to get a $2k child credit that the ex makes waaaaaaay too much to claim.
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I’m dead. Please take a min and let James Carville make your whole day. 🤣💀
@PaulCharchian dang Charch, looks like this is no more! Playoff Challenge – NFL Support support.nfl.com/hc/en-us/artic…
#TaxTwitter client asked me to confirm his Q2 and Q3 federal estimates were paid. I tell him to check with his bank. I’ll never understand how people can live without knowing whether thousands of dollars have left their bank account.
@PaulCharchian just finished off winning back to back championships in a keeper league. Triggering the jackpot, 10 years in the making! All thanks to you, guiding me through drafts, weekly waivers and starting lineup decisions! Way to go Charch!
@EricNMoody thoughts on starters?
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LIGHTNING STRIKES AS MICHAEL BUSCH WALKS IT OFF. MAGICAL. ELECTRIC #gocubsgo
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Why do all the miserable people end up on HOA boards?
Received a letter from the HOA today that said my son riding his scooter in the cul de sac in front of our house is a nuisance and needs to stop. So, you know he and I are gonna be out there riding every fucking day! 🖕🏻
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