Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

London, England Joined February 2017

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

hello @British_Airways - our flight from GIB to LHR was delayed >24 hours after you diverted to AGP and then ran out of hours. I would like to speak to someone in the UK. I would like full compensation for our party of 3. We will never fly BA again. #BritishAirways #BA493

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

Dear Priti - you're a disgrace. As is Nigel. And the rest of the fuckwits you work with. Do fuck off.

Priti Patel MP @pritipatel

2 years ago

Dear Priti - you're a disgrace. As is Nigel. And the rest of the fuckwits you work with. Do fuck off.

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

Hey there @YorkshireTea - just cracked open a fresh box of your Golden goodness, and discovered that the bags are missing their tear lines/perforations. Will just go ahead and cut them, but thought you might want the batch details just in case there's a bigger issue. Ta, Chris. x

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Farrukh @implausibleblog

2 years ago

Chris Bryant shreds Rishi Sunak. 6.5 minutes long. Watch all of it in utter shock. This is our PM. How our nation has fallen 🫤

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Otto English @Otto_English

2 years ago

Stop what you are doing. Watch this. Chris Patten - daring to tell you the truth in 2 minutes about the ocean of shit we are in. #bbcqt

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

No arguments @YorkshireTea, just a statement. You are wrong - All biscuits are on one tier and that is "get in my belly".

Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea

2 years ago

No arguments @YorkshireTea, just a statement. You are wrong - All biscuits are on one tier and that is "get in my belly".

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

Hey @British_Airways you were nearly 2 hours late showing up in GIB yesterday for the morning flight back to LHR. No explanations, no apology. I would like both please, and some compensation.

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

A thread of beauty.

RS Archer @archer_rs

2 years ago

A thread of beauty.

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

Met police showing where they stand. And if this tweet is any indication of overall policy, it's not on the side of democracy.

Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk

2 years ago

Met police showing where they stand. And if this tweet is any indication of overall policy, it's not on the side of democracy.

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

Prince Andrew "...was probably born in the wrong era." Jesus wept.

Times Radio @TimesRadio

2 years ago

Prince Andrew "...was probably born in the wrong era." Jesus wept.

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Chris Mann @tyrantlizardrex

2 years ago

The “for you” tab is full of anti trans, anti vax, conspiracy bullshit. Is this what the man child wants on the platform? What a fucking garbage fire.

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Caspar Henderson @casparhenderson

2 years ago

““The lesson that my parents instilled in us was if we saw social injustice, we had a bloody obligation to confront, and what bigger injustice is there than that every single river in this country is polluted? And all to drive shareholder dividends?” theguardian.com/environment/20…

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Larry the Cat @Number10cat

2 years ago

Cats gonna cat.

BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

2 years ago

Cats gonna cat.

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Ben Cameron @ben_cameron

2 years ago

Things are really grim for small businesses at the moment and tbh I’m feeling pretty rotten about it. I would really appreciate it if you had a look at my gift shop and gave this tweet a like or RT. Thank you, pals x doodlesbyben.etsy.com

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Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming

2 years ago

I'd take Sunak's crusade against teenage 'loitering' more seriously if his party since 2010 hadn't closed more than 800 libraries, sold off hundreds of playing fields, cut arts funding by a third and local authority grants by 40%. Young people need cheap, interesting things to do

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

I use rain noise to help me sleep, only it's an hour long mix of falling rain and dinosaur sound effects from Jurassic Park so I feel like I'm in the high hide from the second film. I pretend I have to stay still or a t-rex will eat me. Sends me right off.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

My wife is out of the country for 9 days. Trying to take full advantage of her absence, all I can think of is whether I can buy a couple of extra bird feeders before she gets back and tells me we don't need any more bird feeders.

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Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford

2 years ago

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @BorisJohnson You make me sick.

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Linda Iroff 🌈✡️ 🌻 @LindaofNote

3 years ago

@MerriamWebster @DavidHSteinberg I love the term “Kuchisabishii.” In Japanese it translates to ‘lonely mouth’; when you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely or you are bored.