Dave Alexander @ucs_dave
Data center plumber. My tweets are my own. Repost or fav is not endorsement. Jeeps and camping and beer and stuff. W5WLF unifiedcomputingblog.com Texas, USA Joined January 2010-
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It’s always weird starting with a new massage therapist. “Hello stranger I just met, yes I’d be happy to get naked and let you rub oil all over my body.”
Forgot to tweet my meat yesterday. Brisket and a pork butt. Brisket was fall apart tender with a nice crunch to the bark. Probably a little over where I intended but it was still awesome.
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You do realize that it is not normal to “get mugged” even once, right? Wtf
In Piano Man, was it 9 AM or PM? Given a lot of those people I don’t think they’re awake at 9pm. I think these are day drinkers.
Hey @grok, from 1 to 100, what’s my political lean? 1 is extreme left, 100 is extreme right.
Patron: Do you have Busch? Bartender: No, I shave. Patron: …I meant the beer. Bartender: Oh. No
Had someone make reference to “the original Freaky Friday” and turns out they meant the 2003 one with Lindsay Lohan.
Given the number of counterfeits why would anyone actually carry a Louis Viton monogram pattern bag?
Been 30 years since I lived in San Jose and surrounding. It’s amazing to see how different - and similar - it is.
Don’t remember where I saw it but grape KoolAid doesn’t taste like grapes but it does taste like purple and I don’t really know how to explain that.
Me: A large black coffee please. “Barista”: Cream? Me: No thanks. Just a large black coffee. B: What size?
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BREAKING: Astros reveal their new City Connect jerseys!
Shop: Your battery tested bad on our load tester. Parts store: It tests fine, can't replace it. Me: Can you put it on your load tester? I'll wait. Parts store: Huh. It's bad after all.
Epic.
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YESSSS.... I got the photo of the Blue Angels screaming past the billboard on Rainier Ave in Seattle during their prqctice for their upcoming show for Seafair Weekend. THEY ARE STAYING FOR GOOD #SORRYNOTSORRY!!! Photo ©️ 2025 David Rosen/SlickPix Photography
Shot. You’re getting shot.
It seems strange that you have to prompt @grok with the instructions to verify it's own responses - consistently gives bad data but when told that the data is bad and to verify, it can eventually get the right data. Why would you not have an implicit "verify all data"?
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