Joel Ellsworth @udargomalot

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end. Joined July 2011

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Joel Ellsworth @udargomalot

10 years ago

One-child rule is gone in China, but trauma lingers for many

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Reynard Seaton @neketrbanel

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The 24 Hours That (Maybe) Sank Chris Christie

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New Apple TV Tidbits

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毎日新聞 @mainichi

10 years ago

中国で日本製ランドセルが注目を集め始めています goo.gl/fVDvNr 富裕層や訪日経験者などの間で品質や安全性についての評価が口コミで拡散しているようです

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GM Offers UAW Bigger Bonuses, Health-Care Gains for Second Tier

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Baldwin Frierson @annurloch

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Too Much TV Linked to Leading Causes of Death

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Driver Helps Authorities Catch Tennessee Murder Suspect In Marrow County

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Donald Baughman @yndenec

10 years ago

People should give the Kardashians — or at least Khloe — a break

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$68-billion California bullet train project likely to overshoot budget and ...

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Constantine Kerns @ganedlasu

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The Church of Scientology Could Reportedly Be Banned From the Entire Country ...

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Mystery Piece Of Space Junk Plunging To Earth On Friday the 13th

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Joey + Rory Cancer Update

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METRO TV @Metro_TV

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Ralph Grenier @uballorer

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Joe Giudice Says Teresa Would 'of Course' Follow Him to Italy If He Gets ...

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Should You Be Bullish or Bearish on Mattel?

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New Evidence

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METRO TV @Metro_TV

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University of Washington Names 1st Latina as Its President

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26 Followers 154 Following

Localtips @localtips_ai

124K Followers 19K Following The AI assistant for your day & night out. Discover cool things to do in your city.

Ruth Conklin @Ruth_Conklin

2K Followers 4K Following https://t.co/4t0aMMfQg0

Diane Benoit @DianeCBenoit

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Еремей Пете... @osmoxabri

641 Followers 939 Following Забытая мысль всегда кажется значительной.

Любомир Мар... @tishrocockir

628 Followers 971 Following Вспыльчивый никогда не познает истину.

Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty of those who are happy to let others know of their gladness.

Barrie Lowell @atorinorolo

610 Followers 759 Following Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty of those who are happy to let others know of their gladness.

Elvin Schultz @ickecish

579 Followers 771 Following Laughter is an instant vacation

Terance Metz @ustetrerot

616 Followers 784 Following Natural selection, as it has operated in human history, favors not only the clever but the murderous.

Alexander Brownlee @uneronin

596 Followers 743 Following Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.

Blaze Byrd @usespundol

566 Followers 766 Following Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.

Aron Roundtree @boubute

607 Followers 686 Following The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.

Jerrold Ash @ogggrerm

624 Followers 693 Following I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.

Reuben Fawcett @ltrivednp

626 Followers 779 Following After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.

When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is a symphony preluding on the chords those tones we are about to harmonize.

Benedick Stidham @turcerroniff

611 Followers 789 Following When we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is a symphony preluding on the chords those tones we are about to harmonize.

Sylvester Bell @egrinorieos

612 Followers 802 Following It is in learning music that many youthful hearts learn to love.

Hugh Trice @umanedusceth

570 Followers 786 Following The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.

Bennet Mccaffrey @unoniln

594 Followers 799 Following Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he had got.

Conrad Hawley @testiconi

562 Followers 813 Following How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.

Николай Вел... @rarlpradap

650 Followers 837 Following Аскетизм – это предельный эгоизм, искупаемый предельным самоотречением.

Болеслав Же... @zasninwhosillo

638 Followers 936 Following Нигде так не полезно промедление, как в гневе.

Феликс Сали... @lydewwme

623 Followers 910 Following Одно из главных преимуществ брака состоит в том, что можно направить друзей к своей жене.

Benedick Garza @erdnggnvi

615 Followers 578 Following To think is to differ.

Steven Burrow @ousttro

589 Followers 668 Following The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

Lawrence West @oxtewenurca

574 Followers 724 Following No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently.

Jayson Coppola @nliosclep

613 Followers 737 Following Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never be said again.

Ignatius Shepherd @nereragltee

637 Followers 736 Following Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Oberon Keith @unfarg

579 Followers 815 Following The less government we have the better.

Jessie Mcadams @tadelyidr

591 Followers 495 Following The Creator gave man two ears and one mouth;there is a reason why He did so.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Ethan Hanson @orommmetebus

600 Followers 652 Following It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Cassius Hamrick @udeantexpr

597 Followers 703 Following Nothing can cause turmoil and the defeat of accomplishment as quickly as disorganization.

Reynold Mckenney @smoxice

635 Followers 704 Following If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Chester Woodward @nkaesis

597 Followers 690 Following Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.

Rayner Tapp @fonaccli

591 Followers 726 Following One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.

Bertrand Carrington @kisuaseterp

610 Followers 792 Following We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying to be happy ourselves.

Jedidiah Dorsey @ilongladr

586 Followers 739 Following To become aware of the possiblity of the search is to be onto something.

Collin Olsen @ocuanolytyn

603 Followers 745 Following Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.

Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow the skunks to choose the weapons.

Malcolm Linkous @logerenbren

588 Followers 824 Following Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow the skunks to choose the weapons.

Ely French @deredutesig

572 Followers 811 Following Only sick music makes money today.

Gavin Frick @icusiporingu

591 Followers 801 Following Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Клементий Г... @crkdaisn

632 Followers 806 Following Любопытные тем хороши, что не рассказывают о себе, а расспрашивают о тебе.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

Peter Venable @amariokesha

597 Followers 605 Following Go confidently in the direction of your dreams Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Alban Lemus @ptulapligin

565 Followers 583 Following The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

Theodore Sell @izatenelygraeni

593 Followers 651 Following I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Abner Beamon @esstimic

643 Followers 677 Following Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Silvester Crawley @arablanoulkaru

551 Followers 638 Following Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

Cody Hager @onessscabeuive

607 Followers 682 Following Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.

Piers Kessler @rabrrora

601 Followers 702 Following

Justin Bonds @ousstisumeme

575 Followers 753 Following Perhaps of all the creations of man, language is the most astonishing.

Derrick Longo @wheracop

576 Followers 757 Following Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Jasper Fannin @ebicochi

590 Followers 750 Following Those people have seen something. What it is I do not know and I can not care to know. (on flying saucers)

Ethan Storm @wouline

601 Followers 500 Following Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.

Пров Оловян... @gnganed

647 Followers 915 Following Мы слишком часто препоручаем людей милости Господа и слишком редко сами проявляем милосердие.

Человек, переставший пить и курить, приобретает ту умственную ясность и спокойствие взгляда, который с новой верной стороны освещает для него все явления жизни.

Христофор К... @typhfen

645 Followers 850 Following Человек, переставший пить и курить, приобретает ту умственную ясность и спокойствие взгляда, который с новой верной стороны освещает для него все явления жизни.

Randall Holbrook @smatesikic

601 Followers 757 Following Applause is a receipt, not a bill.

Arron Sellers @nholacasl

587 Followers 766 Following Every man's life lies within the present for the past is spent and done with, and the future is uncertain.

Randolph Tapia @icufiris

601 Followers 771 Following Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.

Jacob Saxton @cualigo

545 Followers 480 Following Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.

Noah Bustamante @idollanka

588 Followers 728 Following Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.

Piers Rogers @sulastong

576 Followers 593 Following Most affections are habits or duties we lack the courage to end.

Oscar Cosgrove @ucharesagiol

580 Followers 536 Following We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.

Aleks Syntek @alekssyntek_ofi

4.3M Followers 3K Following Booking 🎶 @cocodiazbooking

Osborne Mccue @oullorter

587 Followers 700 Following The one whose judgment counts most in your life is the one staring back in the glass.

Manuel Snider @extops

595 Followers 752 Following Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.

Rollo Fried @estipeter

614 Followers 749 Following What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.

Derrick Folk @isizomp

589 Followers 803 Following The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

Calvin Flannery @dllobalal

581 Followers 539 Following Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Myles Adams @ometoncoun

617 Followers 692 Following I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.

Buck Duong @nererapusshin

596 Followers 783 Following Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.

В акте чтения постоянно сменяют друг друга две системы: посмотришь на слова – это язык, посмотришь на смысл – это литература.

Аверкий Леш... @jopibac

644 Followers 924 Following В акте чтения постоянно сменяют друг друга две системы: посмотришь на слова – это язык, посмотришь на смысл – это литература.

Griffin Kimbrough @coihichont

644 Followers 762 Following The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.

Augustine Chastain @undempri

604 Followers 662 Following Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Tinie @tinie

1.5M Followers 2K Following @imhotepstudio @rapsldn

I haven't, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America ever violated an order-not one.

Derick Echols @rribsps

600 Followers 732 Following I haven't, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America ever violated an order-not one.

Zechariah Stroud @tedarholonop

566 Followers 502 Following From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes a life.

Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.

Denis Blaylock @yrtopeecal

568 Followers 766 Following Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.

Howard Fish @endypspendu

617 Followers 771 Following While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.

Evan Randall @afolyaci

607 Followers 670 Following Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

George Oconnell @iletciopiss

548 Followers 587 Following Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

Randell Guevara @lizonticoul

602 Followers 723 Following Energy and persistence conquer all thing.

Peregrin Rosser @counileal

570 Followers 765 Following Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.

Руслан Жури... @blloneadasor

613 Followers 932 Following У нас всегда достанет сил, чтобы перенести несчастье ближнего.

Jonathan Ross @wossy

4.6M Followers 9K Following I also post self-indulgent moments from my life on Instagram, where I am @mewossy.

Clarence Gough @ceptoronittra

576 Followers 760 Following Become the change you want to see - those are words I live by.

Edgar Tilton @eraxivicly

607 Followers 677 Following Same old slippers, Same old rice, Same old glimpse of paradise.

Clyde Wilder @eedidi

570 Followers 791 Following The eyes are the window of the soul.

Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.

Abel Sawyers @iaxlliniy

586 Followers 750 Following Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.

The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.

Robert Curran @iserrexn

552 Followers 805 Following The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.

Ralf Abney @ocinedi

571 Followers 691 Following Can't I live while I'm young

Aloysius York @lognosunarp

588 Followers 587 Following It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.

The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret.

Adolf Woody @iorialins

625 Followers 731 Following The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret.

Malcom Mayers @onkffu

567 Followers 526 Following As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it's master once you utter it, you are it's slave.

Тихон Белош... @fluncho

613 Followers 961 Following Все можно пережить, кроме смерти; все можно перенести, кроме хорошей репутации.

Творимир Па... @uconiviapodgl

615 Followers 825 Following Когда человек несчастлив, он становится нравственным.

Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

Stephen Hutchings @rouvencypidli

612 Followers 721 Following Affectation is a very good word when someone does not wish to confess to what he would none the less like to believe of himself.

The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.

Dougal Spradlin @ataprvahe

562 Followers 498 Following The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.