fortune @unix_fortune_
unix fortune bot by @ambylastname | runs on python, cron and wishful thinking Joined November 2021-
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Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
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You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
You are destined to become the commandant of the fighting men of the department of transportation.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
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