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buzzfeed unsolved bot @unsolvedbot

2 years ago

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: No no no, please don't come in here! AH! Oh god! SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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2 years ago

RYAN: Oh, and it's suddenly got really cold, that's fun. SHANE: Time really flies when you're down there in the darkness.

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2 years ago

If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'There was a funny little frog in there or something.'

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2 years ago

SHANE: Send 'em out, throw a parade for the anomalies. RYAN: That's what I just did. And you know what? You're allowed to have a different opinion. I personally think it's evidence, but you know. SHANE: That's great. RYAN: (wheeze) 'That's great'.

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2 years ago

Right after we leave, our audio recorder picks up a strange voice possibly saying, 'I love pooping.'

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2 years ago

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Ryan-Oh my god! Okay. SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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2 years ago

RYAN: I don't even wanna look behind me, because I feel like something's behind me. SHANE: Ryan's five minutes are up, but I'm gonna just give him a few more minutes. Make him think that he's going nuts.

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2 years ago

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: I want the best house in your neighborhood.

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2 years ago

If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'Meh, go fuck yourself.'

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2 years ago

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: You do know the rumors of this place, right?

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2 years ago

RYAN: You know what, I rescind what I said earlier. I won't pour tea and fold clothes, I'll be a ghost cop. SHANE: Yeah, that's actually pretty badass. RYAN: Ryan Bergara, BOTH: GHOST COP

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2 years ago

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: And now the magic happens.

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2 years ago

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: Oh my god, this is the fucking worst. SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

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2 years ago

RYAN: I can't wait to shoot me a ghost cowboy in the street. SHANE: I don't even know how that works, but I'll be right there beside you, buddy.

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2 years ago

SHANE, to the demons of the Viaduct Tavern: Do your very best to kill me!

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2 years ago

RYAN: I don’t even wanna know what he’s doing. When I watch this edit later, I'm gonna be pissed off. SHANE, doing his solo investigation: Tear my eyeballs out.