Shivam Pandey @unwitty_orator
2-4 cliche terms to sound cool 🤹♂️😂 comfort zone Joined April 2017-
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My friends whenever I come up with a new startup idea 💡😂
Mota bhai is Corona positive All MPs & MLAs of Congress should be tested and quarantined asap 😷 #AmitShah
Vikas Dubey killed in encounter as he tries to escape : Police
I'm missing delicious dishes more than my friends 🙅♂️🧘♂️
*How're we spending our quarantining period* Friend 1 - "I'm learning guitar online" Friend 2 - "I'm reading books" Me -
We loners are doing the same since the evolution of human civilization 🙇♂️😎🏋️♂️
Getting heartbroken once, then staying away from love for years, falling again in love after convincing yourself, only to be cheated again, be like -
I'm having drinks with 2 friends (an Assamese girl and a Delhite guy). They're debating on CAA & NRC. Both are having totally different problems and solutions (assassination of our PM is only thing they agreed upon). I'm waiting for them to shut up and talk about Dabang 3 🤐
Dear government, we don't need CAB, we've our own vehicles and we can drive them well. 🤐
This could be us, but I choose Ola/Uber and you’re a fan of our finance minister
If we don't feel satisfied at end of the day and don't feel excited for our upcoming day in the morning, something needs to be fixed in life 🧘♂️
To everyone who uploads sad quotes or unnecessary songs as their stories- MEMES DO EXIST #peace
Father - our son will be an engineer Mother - he'll a doctor Meanwhile son -
Me trying to face Dhoni supporters after an innocent troll on his today's performance 🙇🏻🙈
Girls in my class, manipulating the professor to get some extra marks 😂
Me: I'm a grown gentleman, I shouldn't text random girls. Also me :
Westeros was just like India, prisoners too could be a kingmaker in both places. #Tyrion
When you confront the male best friend of your girlfriend
Class monitor threw his badge away after being accused of partiality (Can't get his friends punished 😉)
When I'm explaining my business ideas but my friends keep cracking shitty jokes instead of a serious conversation
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