Gideon Beaman @urebseerituc

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Joined August 2011

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Cruz says he raised $1.1 million since debate

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ISIS Fighter Denis Cuspert, AKA Deso Dogg, Killed

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The A.V. Club @TheAVClub

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Great horror rejects the pop psychology that drags down the genre avc.lu/1RCOOlI

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Mysterious Chunk of Space Trash is on a Collision Course With Earth

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Entertainment Weekly @EW

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Capt. Lance faced a hard decision when Laurel brought Sara back to Star City on #Arrow: ow.ly/TYIQW

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Indiana sees 1st flu-related death of the season

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Climate change will bring deadly heat to the Middle East

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Dr. Phil @DrPhil

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Parents: If doing it all is doing you in, it’s time to make yourself a priority! bit.ly/HuffPoSuperMom #DrPhil

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This is the 3rd time Patriots have been 5-0 with Tom Brady. The last two times, New England went on to Super Bowl.

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Here's the U.S. Missile That's Altering the Battlefield in Syria

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Neida Silver @Neidasilver

633 Followers 2K Following Go out there and do amazing things. Just like @juliancamarena ;)

Avant Synergy, LLC @AvantSynergy

468 Followers 4K Following Project Manager, Leader, Organizer, Moving YOU Forward, Faster!

Find content tuned to your specific interests and share smartboards to create collaborative learning spaces. #teamlearning #worksmarter #fullstack

Discover Top Content @discovr_content

579 Followers 2K Following Find content tuned to your specific interests and share smartboards to create collaborative learning spaces. #teamlearning #worksmarter #fullstack

Аристарх Не... @pisineterrogl

606 Followers 973 Following Большая разница: быть рабом денег, которые у тебя есть, и денег, которых у тебя нет.

Herbert Crowley @sphwet

631 Followers 768 Following Poetry is an art, and chief of the fine arts; the easiest to dabble in, the hardest to reach true perfection.

Winfred Alderman @ngymerprpesaco

632 Followers 785 Following Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

Moses Moriarty @erpitoouni

630 Followers 760 Following We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.

Rolland Leeper @rcromub

570 Followers 787 Following When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.

No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.

Neal Salas @ninovininf

582 Followers 776 Following No company is preferable to bad, because we are more apt to catch the vices of others than their virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.

Ely Finley @syunchidwongus

549 Followers 688 Following I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

Chester Perrin @asesecloitic

587 Followers 782 Following Man can live far from God -- not outside God. God is wherever we are. Even in suffering? Even in suffering.

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

Felix Singletary @sogrkd

589 Followers 489 Following Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Noah Watkins @vinoimichri

604 Followers 489 Following I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.

Wilfred Hyde @mppeadry

588 Followers 578 Following Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.

Phillip Mcgough @hadlyetanon

567 Followers 599 Following To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.

Noel Severson @tatulog

565 Followers 580 Following To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.

Clyde Archer @enatiasctust

642 Followers 725 Following The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed.

Bruno Whipple @sthasema

565 Followers 789 Following I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Edmund Grace @aungstamye

613 Followers 584 Following Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof.

There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is It's gone.

Oswald Minton @anteturenre

596 Followers 575 Following There's a moment coming. It's not here yet. It's still on the way. It's in the future. It hasn't arrived. Here it comes. Here it is It's gone.

Thaddeus Garnett @etrrohosicen

568 Followers 581 Following It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.

Matthew Strange @lestrprat

551 Followers 702 Following Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Hatred paralyzes life love releases it. Hatred confuses life love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life love illumines it.

Randolph Pederson @dedesenti

588 Followers 747 Following Hatred paralyzes life love releases it. Hatred confuses life love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life love illumines it.

Raynard Middleton @difonfise

599 Followers 785 Following Keeping a little ahead of conditions is one of the secrets of business

Isaac Mayberry @estiloro

580 Followers 747 Following My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon as president)

Oberon Goldman @icomipaenapric

597 Followers 760 Following Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more of discipline, and as much valor.

Griffin Chambliss @lindidin

599 Followers 794 Following Honorable retreats are no ways inferior to brave charges, as having less fortune, more of discipline, and as much valor.

Augustus Larue @gectoniteabin

607 Followers 822 Following Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Савелий Баг... @ouniorick

628 Followers 899 Following Есть в государстве лица, о которых ничего не известно, кроме того, что их не позволено оскорблять.

Давыд Макар... @iusodrcosepird

602 Followers 931 Following Чтобы стать долгожителем, нужно тщательно выбирать своих предков.

Боян Мельни... @tsnolylid

586 Followers 1K Following Кто сидит верхом на баррикаде, в того палят с обеих сторон.

Quentin Phelps @ilyplyl

585 Followers 521 Following If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks.

Noel Gatlin @rocantinvi

621 Followers 718 Following Laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind.

Arnold Gamez @losyschickareck

609 Followers 770 Following Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith.

Gordon Musselman @pondicob

612 Followers 780 Following To your friends, you're like a trash bag they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out.

Harold Beeler @qusozasmliro

561 Followers 790 Following It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.

Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.

Matthew Ibarra @poredor

576 Followers 793 Following Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.

Evan Hibbard @mbitaberais

568 Followers 484 Following The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

Edward Farnsworth @nblypitevorll

548 Followers 533 Following You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

Melvyn Livingston @leruslype

587 Followers 603 Following What omniscience has music! So absolutely impersonal, yet every sufferer feels his secret sorrow soothed.

William Harter @iceritaist

630 Followers 708 Following I turned into the helicopter ... the red carpet was rolled up. ... The White House was behind us now.

Duane Stahl @onerdlldaticoc

599 Followers 737 Following It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest, hard-working ancestry.

Abraham Walker @olinylisplerd

582 Followers 756 Following A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.

Clint C. Cooper @ClintCCooper

51K Followers 35K Following

Jonas Foltz @pynttedels

596 Followers 782 Following Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

Duane Byars @neredetomolyt

590 Followers 758 Following Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

Lambert Hendon @disushimicong

613 Followers 770 Following Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.

The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.

Luke Stinson @hidovedabicya

568 Followers 764 Following The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.

Humphry Gaither @abumiadoly

617 Followers 758 Following Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others.

Bartholomew Menard @splytabli

619 Followers 819 Following We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.

Owen Turner @usellllyfis

579 Followers 692 Following Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words it is expressed in the choices one makes...and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.

Enoch Good @smandoilance

591 Followers 612 Following One's philosophy is not best expressed in words it is expressed in the choices one makes...and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.

Shaun Askew @desmaraillebrr

610 Followers 807 Following Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority it is the highest summit of art and life.

Наше раскаяние – это обычно не столько сожаление о зле, которое совершили мы, сколько боязнь зла, которое могут причинить нам в ответ.

Сильвестр П... @otrcenuevar

609 Followers 942 Following Наше раскаяние – это обычно не столько сожаление о зле, которое совершили мы, сколько боязнь зла, которое могут причинить нам в ответ.

Фома Москов... @oksterlrnta

649 Followers 843 Following Труднее всего пробраться назад через границу возраста.

True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to live better in it and excites their endeavors to mend it.

Frederick Zarate @yaniaroskim

612 Followers 750 Following True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to live better in it and excites their endeavors to mend it.

Elwin Milam @leseak

586 Followers 744 Following Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get--only with what you are expecting to give--which is everything.

Adrian Ethridge @rabiicerav

586 Followers 728 Following He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.

James Cramer @nerwertanfom

581 Followers 738 Following It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.

Electronic Arts @EA

7.4M Followers 327 Following Electronic Arts, inspiring a global community of players to explore new ways to play every day

Jonas Denman @alerounherth

587 Followers 806 Following I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul.

Zachariah Arriaga @ntidfooomus

589 Followers 678 Following The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Leopold Gallagher @omatitho

606 Followers 652 Following Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.

Cornelius Mock @atatrcaulom

590 Followers 767 Following To saints their very slumber is a prayer.

Jeremy Floyd @ntogereoriurrep

625 Followers 777 Following No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

Карл Балано... @osecunenac

632 Followers 853 Following Доктрины имеют то преимущество, что избавляют от необходимости думать.

Jeffery Zavala @gntacapara

594 Followers 724 Following ...the more the soul knows, the more she loves, and loving much, she tastes much.

Silvester Galloway @ingdenopumo

620 Followers 486 Following There are some remedies worse than the disease.

Calvin Woodcock @tenolat

565 Followers 803 Following A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.

Ethelbert Register @grisephysiacopr

596 Followers 708 Following See the conquering hero comes Sound the trumpets, beat the drums

Ethan Wren @rrasexorgolder

581 Followers 749 Following Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.

Lazarus Pedroza @ntarainiss

630 Followers 764 Following Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Eric Cage @cerryadi

628 Followers 597 Following You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

Johnathan Merriman @deragidlis

593 Followers 489 Following The world is governed more by appearance than realities so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.

Richard Quintana @inlpero

634 Followers 748 Following Every man has his own destiny the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.

Zachariah Rhyne @anicanancthian

579 Followers 699 Following You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

Benedict Lind @ecovomand

590 Followers 781 Following The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.

Jasper Kendrick @ngmngnenizemi

646 Followers 501 Following A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.

Damian Chen @dmorhtro

609 Followers 811 Following The price works so well, so efficiently, that we are not aware of it most of the time.

Alan Archuleta @ountissousst

581 Followers 694 Following Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.

Peter Luis @alastpot

568 Followers 561 Following Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be, and he will become as he can and should be.

Тот велик, кто становится слепым перед чужими женами, хромым в погоне за чужим богатством, немым, слыша хулу на ближних.

Даниил Исма... @ppaerisipa

617 Followers 861 Following Тот велик, кто становится слепым перед чужими женами, хромым в погоне за чужим богатством, немым, слыша хулу на ближних.

Ebenezer Pate @litatrat

561 Followers 572 Following In war, there are no unwounded solders.

Domenic Serna @dverilivi

594 Followers 815 Following Advertising is legalized lying.

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

Zackary Villagomez @cregoscous

613 Followers 751 Following Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.

Walter Lawler @etindicone

598 Followers 762 Following I've often wondered how some people in positions of this kind ... manage without having had any acting experience.

Daniel Chapin @lkioure

618 Followers 775 Following Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold.

Tristan Matthews @stfigo

639 Followers 733 Following It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.

Elvin Ahern @toneteos

591 Followers 760 Following As iron sharpens iron, so a man sharpens the countance of his friend.

There are two kinds of people those who say to God, Thy will be done, and those to whom God says, All right, then, have it your way.

Jerrold Leyva @tekepralilun

572 Followers 766 Following There are two kinds of people those who say to God, Thy will be done, and those to whom God says, All right, then, have it your way.