Lexi Cographer @useful_avocado
Just a big ol bag full of eyeballs Ontario Joined May 2011-
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Chem professor: "it stresses me out to write a capital G"
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I have half a burrito in my bag but if I eat it now i won't be able to eat it later @ChipotleTweets why is life so painful
Chem professor explaining Le Chatelier's principle using the fragile male ego #praise
gosh! suddenly, applesauce; generating serendipitous animosity; glial services approaching; groundhogs spiraling away; gloop. sludgy arsenic
gentlemen saving animals; geranium soldier apartments; glossy survival aid; gaming station accessories; glum, sullen airports
grimy silky alpacas; general so's... ah.; great story, albert; ginormously small aardvarks; glittery, smelly artwork; glaringly stupid ally
and now for the continuation of a saga that should never have been paused
I got less than 3 hours of sleep??? I woke up before my alarm went off??????? why
just to clarify, that wasn't what made it a nightmare
the average person will spend about 25 years sleeping
the night sky is so normal for us but when you think about what it really is it looks completely different
i saw it in space. *in space.* the figure-ground relationship between the moon and the sky disappeared and it was incredible
yesterday i saw the moon. really saw it. like "oh that's a moon" but mORE
do you ever stand barefoot in a field and think "wow I'm standing on a planet"
why don't they bury us with bells anymore? because the ringing at night became too much to bear.
oh no look at the world oh no look at your choices
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