booze hag @usurper_q
wish this was a publicity stunt but it's actually just my life plotting world domination Joined October 2011-
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the thing where it feels like you are being stabbed in the asshole at random times for no reason. very unserious symptom
the thing where it feels like you are being stabbed in the asshole at random times for no reason. very unserious symptom
Your kids don’t owe you SHIT. You chose to have them. Throwing in their face what you do for them (I buy your clothes, feed you, etc.) is wack AF.. that’s shit you’re SUPPOSED to do for them.. also your job doesn’t end at 18. Thank you.
Your kids don’t owe you SHIT. You chose to have them. Throwing in their face what you do for them (I buy your clothes, feed you, etc.) is wack AF.. that’s shit you’re SUPPOSED to do for them.. also your job doesn’t end at 18. Thank you.
I’m ctfu I adore her
The lyrebird is nature's most amazing mimic. (Yep, this is real.) Full Video: youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71j…
And had the nerve to be sitting there looking like a big stupid baby in his little blankie waiting for his nachos probably watching Bluey. A joke!
And had the nerve to be sitting there looking like a big stupid baby in his little blankie waiting for his nachos probably watching Bluey. A joke!
y’all be letting y’all’s cheating bd n bfs in ur bed what’s the difference
y’all be letting y’all’s cheating bd n bfs in ur bed what’s the difference
you look like one of those little cartoon pigs you see outside of bbq restaurants
you look like one of those little cartoon pigs you see outside of bbq restaurants
Miss her every day.
been rolling on the floor screaming crying and throwing up for the last month and there is absolutely no end in sight lmaooooo pls kill me
feeling attacked
Honestly some of you bitches need to be bear maced and tazed
Honestly some of you bitches need to be bear maced and tazed
It finally happened. My neighbor approached me in the hall because she’s concerned my boyfriend is abusive. I let her know that when she hears me say, “Stop it, Oscar! That hurts!” I’m actually talking to my cat. I have an abusive cat.
when he turns on the app-controlled vibrator and you’re in public
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Girls what would you say the absolute worst period symptom is for you? I think mine has to be period shit
Your kids don’t owe you SHIT. You chose to have them. Throwing in their face what you do for them (I buy your clothes, feed you, etc.) is wack AF.. that’s shit you’re SUPPOSED to do for them.. also your job doesn’t end at 18. Thank you.
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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The lyrebird is nature's most amazing mimic. (Yep, this is real.) Full Video: youtube.com/watch?v=mSB71j…
it’s giving
And had the nerve to be sitting there looking like a big stupid baby in his little blankie waiting for his nachos probably watching Bluey. A joke!
I got a new video game and now all I want to do is play. Forget about working and hanging out with friends
No one will understand how hard man overboard hit back in the day
you look like one of those little cartoon pigs you see outside of bbq restaurants
@realDonaldTrump will win again!
The two baddest bitches to ever do it
let it be known: i’m still very much in love with my love
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