UVic Seagull @uvicseagull

UVic’s most reliable news source. Victoria, British Columbia Joined March 2017

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UVic Seagull @uvicseagull

6 years ago

UVic seeking candidates for presidentship following Jamie Cassel’s resignation. Qualifications: must be soulless, money-driven, selectively deaf to the voices of students, and proficient in microsoft power-point.

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6 years ago

Exclusive word on latest #StopTheHikes protest from Jamie Cassels: “I thought a blockade was just something the students do to each other on the internet!?”

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7 years ago

Now April Fools is over, please welcome back our regularly scheduled fake news.

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7 years ago

One of the companies UVic is invested in is SNC Lavalin which, aside from being involved in fossil fuels, is aso currently being charged with bribing Libyan public officials with $48mil.

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7 years ago

How does Jamie Cassel’s make his hair look like a lego man’s? His personal stylist spills all so you can #stealhislook

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7 years ago

according to a inside source, upon graduation all @TheMartlet Editor-in-Chiefs are sworn into a secret society where they are given a sick sword and cape and finally told the identity of the UVic Seagull.

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7 years ago

“A group of geography majors is called a “diving class,” a baby geography major is called a “dumpster-ling.” “ researchers at UVic aid in classifying the species.

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7 years ago

“There’s no other way to save money, we need to charge international students more,” says man who makes $369,602/yr

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7 years ago

With the recent good weather, UVic students everywhere suddenly remember that the quad exists.

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7 years ago

Justin Trudeau to young Canadians marching in climate strike: “You inspire me, just not enough to do anything.”

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7 years ago

The UVSS celebrates International Women’s Day by getting out of a toxic three year long relationship.

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

UVic releases though provoking and emotionally charged statement on Unist’ot’en: “No comment”

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7 years ago

UVic Senate so desperate for student senators, they are now approaching kindergarten class rooms. “On the brightside, they usually fall asleep before they have a chance to vote or give any input on tuition hikes” said Cassels