John Egbert @vEctoBiologistv
I like magic tricks,films,programming,pranks, friends and got a daughter named casey.. http://t.co/zj3l7xmfbX Joined September 2013-
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TG: we can wait if youd like — no no no this isn't coming out right! i am in love with you dave! just everything... ask.fm/a/6g4jqab6
FUCK YOU DIPSHIT!!! HE IS JUST DOING THIS TO PISS ME ... — what are you talking about? bluh!! /chuckles i don't ... ask.fm/a/6g4ip2h0
TG: im glad egderp TG: so.. TG: you wanna TG: be my T... — oh geez, of course i do! i just thought it was going ... ask.fm/a/6g4e5pqe
FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CON... — oh man, now i know how stupid it was to believe you a... ask.fm/a/6g4g9058
TG: no bro TG: shes like TG: an awesome friend TG: bu... — oh geez, i had no idea. i guess im really glad you lo... ask.fm/a/6g4ajhi8
TG: hey egbert TG: dont make a big deal out of it TG:... — oh whoa hey... umm.. errr... really?.... i.. i love y... ask.fm/a/6g4848q0
YOUR IN DENIAL. AT THIS RATE DAVE WON'T DATE YOU! HE ... — ........................................................ ask.fm/a/6g47h8kc
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU EGBERT!!!! WHY ARE ALL HUMANS FUC... — geez, this is stupid. your persistent as ever. i. am... ask.fm/a/6g45l8nh
LISTEN FUCK ASS AT THIS POINT HE WON'T DATE YOU, JUST... — oh my god! are you still worked up about it?! no kark... ask.fm/a/6g44lldb
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!!! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK DAVE!! FUCK YOU BO... — ............................. ask.fm/a/6g39gffg
(i'm still "speciaaaallll") thihi — (its definitely something lol) ask.fm/a/6g350k3b
(in my head i've mixed german english and latin xD that sounds funny) mhmmm... — (thats eccentric but cool) hehehe. ask.fm/a/6g347phg
umm yea i guess you're right — you'll see ask.fm/a/6g333o1m
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET REJECTED FUCKASS... — oh wow so mature karkat... /rolls eyes ask.fm/a/6g3365p0
yea? do you really think so? — i mean it can't guarantee anything but hopefully it does you know? shrugs.... ask.fm/a/6g326bnh
no... but whatever if it doesn't needs me than i'll also don't need it... — don't worry it will turn up eventually. ask.fm/a/6g30nblm
i've loved it for a 5 years and now? now is it gone f... — you know if you want i can order you one and ship to ... ask.fm/a/6g2qhb59
what? it's love ♥ — i guess it is, just didn't know you had such a relationship with your refrigerated and stuff... ask.fm/a/6g2p8khg
i miss my fridge i've loved it it was my friend my best friend it was always there if i... — oh man, that is weird! ask.fm/a/6g2nm4ho
hmm or she put them in the fridge — thats a problem! since the fridge is missing and all. you need to investiga... ask.fm/a/6g2ki6em

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191 Followers 425 Following || ♥: || ♢: || ♧: || ♤:|| (personal: @holden_ebooks )
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118 Followers 140 Following D -- i have no idea why i am even on this f001ish thing i am far too STRONG for this ❤ @huntingmyships
Jem4co C4ynok @Seer_Jem4co
122 Followers 209 Following Your name is JEMACO CAYNOK. You are CYAN BLOODED, FEMALE and 8 SWEEPS OLD. Your quirk includes using 4s. You are a SEER OF HOPE. #Uke #Multiship
Tavria Nitram @TavriaNitram
1K Followers 974 Following uH, mY NAME IS TAVRIA,i DON'T KNOW WHY,i AM ON HERE♥ - ♦-. ((source in website thingy)) #lonas
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KARKAT VANTAS @carcinoknight
193 Followers 269 Following Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are a HUMAN who plays a game of SBURB with your AWKWARD ACQUAINTANCES. Your BOYFRIEND is the COOLEST TROLL EVER @timeandrhyme
otacos @maraviraiinbow
171 Followers 517 Following I'm Kiki. Francine ∈ Me. I love Homestuck until the end.
Calliope @AsclepiusCherub
163 Followers 190 Following Your name is Calliope, more commonly known as UU. You are never going to give up, no matter how hurt or broken you may be. #RP![8=D Greetings! My name is Horuss and I'm quite fond of steampunk mechanics. Also I identify as a magnificent hoofbeast. [Homestuck RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000834890321/640bf853ed5152deb9c037dad210ce42.jpeg)
Horuss Zahhak @real_Horuss
93 Followers 246 Following 8=D Greetings! My name is Horuss and I'm quite fond of steampunk mechanics. Also I identify as a magnificent hoofbeast. [Homestuck RP]![TH3R3 1S 4LW4YS JUST1C3 TO B3 S3RV3D. MO1R14L: @DIEFUCKERSBURN {Can be 18+, a little OOC} [Writer: @ScalemateKitty ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000749249496/51d194f7a9cf8a6893c6dd7f18bc0dbf.jpeg)
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 @SC4L3M4T3CR1M3
175 Followers 238 Following TH3R3 1S 4LW4YS JUST1C3 TO B3 S3RV3D. MO1R14L: @DIEFUCKERSBURN {Can be 18+, a little OOC} [Writer: @ScalemateKitty ]
M17UN4 C4P70R @533_N0_3V1L
664 Followers 237 Following CUZ 57H0M371M35 7W0 2574Y 4L1V3 Y0U G07 700 K1LL Y0UR M1ND | ❤️ @x4n4xd | ♦️: @pemumbra
Dirk Strider @smuppetsnshades
18 Followers 30 Following wanna talk to me? go ahead. (#alwaysopenrp 18+)![burned but no-)t buried this time. [Trollsona] [10 sweeps] [Beforan]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/849639632627048448/nIlcrShX.jpg)
maid @voisoned
902 Followers 1K Following burned but no-)t buried this time. [Trollsona] [10 sweeps] [Beforan]
Vicki & Davi @VickiAndDavi
35 Followers 385 Following Vicki~ Hi, I'm Victoria, a shy Hetalian (So is Davi) Davi~ Bonjour! i'm Mikayla but i'm too AWESOME for that name so just call me davi,i'm cocky and love anime
Stuck At Home @home_stucked
188 Followers 595 Following Is 17. Loves Homestuck. Girlfriend refers to as nerd. Knows 2 languages to fangirl in.![ℓєтѕ gєт тнιηgѕ ѕтя8! ιM тнє 8єѕт♥:@_garden_Gnostic ιѕ му qυєєи ◆: ?¿? ι ωιℓℓ ƒιη∂ уσυ αη∂ яσ8σ 8ιт¢н ѕℓαρ уσυ.[¹8+] [ѕнσят тєmρєя.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/438502860914176000/siCB3cTe.jpeg)
ν я ι ѕ к α ѕ�... @8lue8itch
380 Followers 698 Following ℓєтѕ gєт тнιηgѕ ѕтя8! ιM тнє 8єѕт♥:@_garden_Gnostic ιѕ му qυєєи ◆: ?¿? ι ωιℓℓ ƒιη∂ уσυ αη∂ яσ8σ 8ιт¢н ѕℓαρ уσυ.[¹8+] [ѕнσят тєmρєя.]
Nepeta Leijon @KnittingNepeta
715 Followers 684 Following :33 *ac twitches her furiendly whiskers at her furiends* ♥- kismesis: (picture is me)(multiship) #lonas
tAVRESE nITRAM @tavreseN
56 Followers 100 Following uH, i DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. uH, i GUESS, hOMESTUCK.
Teagan @Dude_Esquire
6 Followers 55 Following
JACE HAR�... @nerdyGnostic
229 Followers 399 Following being alone, scares me the most.♢ - @Raven_Strider ♤- ? ♧- ? { 18+ / Geekishly Nerdy / Multi-shipping }![i like shit and im not afraid to tell you off [mtf dave 18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000729348134/202dfb9abf88a9695761677c6b73a09f.png)
Daisy Strider @DiligentDynamo
28 Followers 85 Following i like shit and im not afraid to tell you off [mtf dave 18+]
Sollux Captor @BlindSollux
597 Followers 351 Following im an 0pen b00k??? Whatever?? im al0ne?? Yeah. (18+)
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187 Followers 272 Following![fuck that clown with a balloon poodle [dave strider rp account #homestuck #rp 18+ sometimes]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000145079110/dc9708588788ee4a5c421b1a8a70cc13.jpeg)
Dave Strider @xSecretKnightx
65 Followers 130 Following fuck that clown with a balloon poodle [dave strider rp account #homestuck #rp 18+ sometimes]
Bro Strider @ManStrider
220 Followers 102 Following I am a flaming hot bromosexual. If you are a bro I am attracted to you bro. I am owner and ceo of Smuppets Puppets inc.
spiderman @sexy_rectangle
235 Followers 119 Following
river¿ @fermentingbody
186 Followers 45 Following Hello! I decided to start fresh... on a very old account.
♒Eridan Ampora♒ @VvioletWwaters
160 Followers 111 Following great spirits havve often encountered vviolent opposition from mediocre minds. wwhatevver. i knoww therefore i am.
Vrisko Serket @_8CrazyEights8_
241 Followers 131 Following Weeeeell, what do we HAVE here???? You think you're tough enough to 8e around in my domain???? Pleaaaase. Don't 8e a fool. :::;) ♏ I desire therefore I am. ♏
Karkat Vantas @CRAB__CAKES
120 Followers 67 Following GO ENGAGE YOURSELF IN EGOISTIC CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE THE RESULT OF A DEGRADATION IN YOUR GENE POOL.
♎Terezn Pyrope♎ @1M4G1N3_DR4GONS
252 Followers 163 Following YOU KNOW, L4ST T1M3 1 LOOK3D ON TH3 BR1GHT S1D3 1 W3NT BL1ND. 1'M GO1NG TO L4Y DOWN.. TH3 L4W! JUST1C3 N3V3R SL33PS H3H. °|Male!Terezi|BL1ND|°
sollux captor @_solluxcaptor_
44 Followers 59 Following
tAVRESE nITRAM @tavreseN
56 Followers 100 Following uH, i DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. uH, i GUESS, hOMESTUCK.
James Egbert @CakedOrder
54 Followers 20 Following Prim and proper as usual. Always the right amount of manner and discipline. ((Au Dad Egbert RP))
Jake English @Adventure_Lad01
344 Followers 202 Following Still looking for quotes and still trying to figure out this flipping website. But there is one thing i am certain of and it is that i adore @Edgeplay_
Dave Strider @theaterGenius
142 Followers 61 Following yes i am boi ys i writ moives. ((Alpha!Dave RP))
Matryoshka! Jade @GodtierDoggy
109 Followers 166 Following Hey!!! Come on dance with all our sillyness!!!!!! :DD #Matryoshkastuck
Neophyte Redglare @RedglareJustice
229 Followers 275 Following your name is LATULA but that name has been long lost to you,you simply go by REDGLARE (quads empty)
j α d e @spacedoge
186 Followers 48 Following Your name is JADE HARLEY and you don't bite!! Well.. much.![wwhats to knoww howw can i provve to evveryone i am sorry [18+] #RP 3: @soporstoner / :friend with benefits @GilledGreaser](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000223473255/2a006d1c764bbeb062aa9bdd92952177.png)
Eridan Ampora @PrinceHopeless
201 Followers 349 Following wwhats to knoww howw can i provve to evveryone i am sorry [18+] #RP 3: @soporstoner / :friend with benefits @GilledGreaser
Tiny Benley @lazydaisytm
125 Followers 12 Following if you tore open my skin there'd be a million owls underneath. run
d @emilyfuckadoms
383 Followers 1K Following (human multiship and 18+rp) YOUR NAME IS APPERENTLY KITLENKAT VARA VANTAS BUT YOU PREFER TO BE CALLED KITKAT I love @sparetire3038
Hiatus!Gamzee @_GamzeeMakara_
584 Followers 435 Following ♥- @suckmyasskarkat ♦- ? ♣-? ♠-? || 4/13 will always be Homestuck Day || writer: @LavenderFawn![7UN4 C4P70R 157H MY N4M3 4ND 831NG R4D 157H MY G4M3! MY 4W357H0M3 M0MM4 157H @PapaSignless 4ND MY 57HUP3R N1C3 D4DDY 157H @DoubleIItUp [Kid!Mituna Captor RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000553424701/5029298abbc121e5ec2c160c7de6094b.png)
M17UN4 C4P70R @M1N1M17UN4
233 Followers 235 Following 7UN4 C4P70R 157H MY N4M3 4ND 831NG R4D 157H MY G4M3! MY 4W357H0M3 M0MM4 157H @PapaSignless 4ND MY 57HUP3R N1C3 D4DDY 157H @DoubleIItUp [Kid!Mituna Captor RP]
LordSharkTrash @calliginousAqua
456 Followers 130 Following used to be an eridan RP account. ((will still RP if you ask)) now its just my life and supplementary memes. enjoy. 🙌🙌💯💯😂😂👌
John and Dave @welikehotguys
28 Followers 99 Following Your names are DAVE and JOHN. You are both the BIGGEST DORKS ever to exist. This is your TWITTER ACCOUNT where you expect to TWEET things on occasion.
John Egbert @pranksterGambit
227 Followers 136 Following Your name is JOHN EGBERT you have a TWIN and live with THE CONDESCE. And. YOU ARE THE PRANKING MASTER. (possible NSFW 18+)
Nepeta Leijon @LittleMeowrail
161 Followers 168 Following Your name is NEPETA LEIJON, and, jeez, when did you FALL ASLEEP?
dave strider @drawingdongs
299 Followers 129 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are EIGHTEEN. Now that you've WON THE GAME, you have NO IDEA WHAT TO DO NOW. ♥ @ImperialBlood69 // ♠ @ta_dioscouri
Rose Lalonde @CrownOfBriar
318 Followers 243 Following One can find sight in the darkest of times. Only if one remembers to turn on the light.![Trans*cending irony, one plush rump at a time. [Transstuck]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2106589530/homestuck__bro_by_voicedpainkiller-d4agexs.png)
Bro Strider @GrilledPuppets
461 Followers 247 Following Trans*cending irony, one plush rump at a time. [Transstuck]![Ggaammzzee nnoo mmaatteerr wwhhaatt,ii wwiill aallwwaayyss lloovvee yyoouu. [Homestuck,Dead Lussi]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000162907868/cff1153071538ccdc5834e475ac1dc9a.png)
Goat Dad @ImSorryGamzee
103 Followers 41 Following Ggaammzzee nnoo mmaatteerr wwhhaatt,ii wwiill aallwwaayyss lloovvee yyoouu. [Homestuck,Dead Lussi]
DΛMΛŔΛ MƐƓĪD�... @iroppoizonbi
120 Followers 21 Following 死者さえは性交としてセクシーです。 {Zombiestuck AU. TW: Gore, sexual themes, lewd language.}
Gamzee Makara @terrifyingClown
795 Followers 292 Following TRYING TO GET BY in a world not made for us WE AIN'T GOT NO MORE SLIME and we're kinda dangerous. HoNk hOnK MoThErFuCkErS! (terminallyCancerous on Pesterchum)
Aranea @sylphoflight
361 Followers 227 Following 8reak this 8ittersweet spell on me, lost in the arms of destiny. {+18 only in DMs, tw: pot use} {Moirail: @8itchypir8}
David Strider @OlderillbeatsDj
127 Followers 114 Following sup i'm 29 years old. name David Strider. I'm suppose to be the guardian of a shit head Strider.
Nepeta Leijon @Gr33nHuntress
101 Followers 114 Following :33 hello furriends! whats your fafurite ship? {Profile art: http://t.co/mnLZs5EfIL http://t.co/APq85iB9F6} ♠ ♣ ♥: @DatSagittarius ♦![[Homeskooled AU RP, punk!John, 18+] i think the guy you're looking for is... somewhere else!](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000408104738/bd3aa95b83ee31d133a62668b035f0b3.png)
John Egbert @goingTruant
208 Followers 91 Following [Homeskooled AU RP, punk!John, 18+] i think the guy you're looking for is... somewhere else!
Kanaya Maryam @troublingclown
304 Followers 274 Following
Fem!Karkat Vantas @FemVantas
130 Followers 252 Following JUST BEING ADORABLOODTHIRSTY ♠@_DaveStrider_ ♥ Open!!!!
Heart of darkness @GamzeeChan
398 Followers 1K Following new into kingdom hearts, love kingdom hearts 2, fav characters xehanort and xigbar![уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/514924678969049088/gCAudWsW.jpeg)
fєfєяι ρєιχє... @HumanGlubs
366 Followers 546 Following уσυя иαмє ιѕ fєfєяι ρєιχєѕ, αи∂ уσυя ρяєтту gℓυввιиg αωєѕσмє αωєѕσмє. αℓѕσ мєєиαн ∂σєѕи'т нανє α ѕєиѕє σf нαιя ¢αяє. ♡:-◇:- [18+]![I'M FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS. YES I KNOW I HAVE FUCKING FEATHERS AND I'M A MUTANT, FUCKASS. [quadrants empty]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000125771835/7eb4207b31aa79a22d25f46a5e4d044e.png)
Karkat Vantas @FeatherbentKar
108 Followers 95 Following I'M FUCKING KARKAT VANTAS. YES I KNOW I HAVE FUCKING FEATHERS AND I'M A MUTANT, FUCKASS. [quadrants empty]![Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you FAILED AT REVOLUTION. You are now ON THE RUN and AFRAID. [ NSFW AU RP account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000405699223/fcec88a5c3e6e7439c30faf66fd443f4.jpeg)